Similar to Gay Marriage, but I wanted mine to be seen first.
1. A process of two homosexuals marrying each other.
2. Something that's really no one's business
3. to all those who say "Marriage is to create children", umm...not every couple has children, and what, should a sterile man or barren woman not be allowed to marry?
1. A process of two homosexuals marrying each other.
2. Something that's really no one's business
3. to all those who say "Marriage is to create children", umm...not every couple has children, and what, should a sterile man or barren woman not be allowed to marry?
by Stacey March 02, 2004
A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.
Disgraced attorney Rudy Giulianiโs face became drenched in sweat and hair dye as he invented evidence of widespread voter fraud during President Trumpโs clown coup.
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by Peach_emoji December 13, 2020
by IrisEve January 31, 2004
A "same sex marriage" is someone who has crows feet and looks like a woman, but doesn't have a menstrual cycle, so is a man.
Doctor: "Did you see any blood coming from between its legs?"
Patients husband: "No. Is my wife a same sex marriage then, Doc?"
Doctor: "Yeah, it looks like yr wifes a man!!! Get off the 321 bus"
Patients husband: "But all she's got is a CO2 emitting car for me to drive"
Doctor: "I'm afraid its no longer within our remit."
Patients Husband: "But what about the environment?"
Patients husband: "No. Is my wife a same sex marriage then, Doc?"
Doctor: "Yeah, it looks like yr wifes a man!!! Get off the 321 bus"
Patients husband: "But all she's got is a CO2 emitting car for me to drive"
Doctor: "I'm afraid its no longer within our remit."
Patients Husband: "But what about the environment?"
by Usebleach August 03, 2020
Sex in a relationship that, for one reason or another, has degenerated to near nothing. No one in this marriage is getting any except with themselves anymore. Happens after one or both loses interest or gets fed up with the joyless sex of the other. May take years of normal marriage to get to this point usually preceded by a period of sex that feels a lot like wanking anyway. Neither has the balls to admit it or the wherewithall to go out and just cheat on the other to get off. Also characterized to close friends - who couldn't help noticing the chill - as "mature" love.
Fred and Wendy practised same-sex marriage - after almost 20 years of marriage, their sex life was almost non-existent - if it hadn't been for the wanking they secretly indulged privately in, there wouldn't be any at all.
by Luvlos Whadacost February 15, 2011
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