Marjac, is the kind of person who you'll meet and wonder, does this man ever sleep? He's the kind of guy who'll stay up for decades and burn toast from not paying attention. However, despite having eyebags that rival the moon, a Marjac is always the kind of man you want as a friend. He'll be up at 3am to read your unhinged memes, and if lucky, he'll reply with cursed shit himself! Everyone deserves a friend named Marjac, cause they're the coolest around. If you're lucky, you may find him in your local convenience store buying energy drinks! Just don't approach them, as Marjac's have a tendency to fear social interactions!!
Person 1: Hey did you see Marjac over there?
Person 2: Yea, he seems to be buying the new monster energy drink!
Person 2: Yea, he seems to be buying the new monster energy drink!
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Get the Märjamaa mug.A slang term for "seasonal marketing," named after the T.V. ads for Marjan syrup that only appear during the fasting month of Ramadan. This effect highlights how certain products become heavily marketed during specific seasons to capitalize on consumer behavior.
You can really see the Marjan effect in action when Ramadan approaches, with all the ads for food and drinks flooding the screens!
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Get the manjander mug.A word used when describing how stoned you are; where your majanojary is at is determined by how stoned you are. If you've got your majanojary, you're sober, if you're starting to lose it, you're getting stoned and if it's long gone. .you're really shot. It's complicated and easier to understand through reading the example.
A group of stoners smoking lots of green sitting in a car in a field just off the road in the middle of the countryside, nothing around but trees, hedgerows and grass, 2.30a.m.
Stoned Stoner 1: Look at that cloud above those trees, it looks like Osama Bin Laden! And that one looks a bit like Jesus. .and Elvis Presley-
Stoned Stoner 2: WTF is that over there in those woods!!!!!!!? Fuck there's someone there!!
Stoned Stoner 3: There's nothing there you wanker! You're fucked
Stoned Stoner 2: Yea but it looked like a man dressed all in black with a hood and purple eyes and. .yea ok I'm fairly cained.
Stoned Stoner 1: Me too. .my majanojary fucked off down the hill hours ago, and probably reached the bottom on joint number 17 of the evening!
Stoned Stoner 3: My majanojary is half way down the hill. Anyone got the lighter so I can spark this Bob and mine can get the rest of the way down and join yours?
Stoned Stoner 2:Err the lighter's fucked off down the hill too. .can't find it.
*Everyone looks for ligther*
Stoned Stoner 1: Look at that cloud above those trees, it looks like Osama Bin Laden! And that one looks a bit like Jesus. .and Elvis Presley-
Stoned Stoner 2: WTF is that over there in those woods!!!!!!!? Fuck there's someone there!!
Stoned Stoner 3: There's nothing there you wanker! You're fucked
Stoned Stoner 2: Yea but it looked like a man dressed all in black with a hood and purple eyes and. .yea ok I'm fairly cained.
Stoned Stoner 1: Me too. .my majanojary fucked off down the hill hours ago, and probably reached the bottom on joint number 17 of the evening!
Stoned Stoner 3: My majanojary is half way down the hill. Anyone got the lighter so I can spark this Bob and mine can get the rest of the way down and join yours?
Stoned Stoner 2:Err the lighter's fucked off down the hill too. .can't find it.
*Everyone looks for ligther*
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