Marathong

When the sweat builds up in a marathon participant's undergarments, the result is a squishy bunching of clothing in the lower regions. The squishing of the undergarment is so tight, it appears visually related to a thong. This phenomenon is known as a "Marathong".

Joe ran so hard at the marathon, the resulting marathong left him immobile for two weeks.

by SN33KYSN33KY February 18, 2009

marinho

super cute boy, nice abs, sexy, great kisser, amazingly intelligent and creative

T: Did you see marinho at the party?
R: Ya! He had his shirt off, so sexy.

by stacey3285 November 2, 2014

mariah

Mariah is truly a beautiful person inside and out. She really knows how to get to a persons heart, and when you make her happy all she can do is blush.

Mariah and Brian 🔐🔐

by Phantos June 19, 2018

National eat Mariah pussy day

National eat mariah pussy day is a day where you find a girl named Mariah and you ask to eat her pussy. from the back, sides, and front. this day occurs on April 12th

Ima eat mariah pussy on national eat mariah pussy day.

by Buttercupbullies April 11, 2022

dirty mariah

When a female plays Super Mario while getting fucked in the vagina!

I went over to Christines house and gave her a Dirty Mariah

by Dirty Katie January 17, 2008

marital coma

The years spent in a bad marriage. The time which was lost in marital hell. Upon waking up out of a marital coma a woman behaves the age she was when she got married. Marital comas contribute greatly to the cougar phenomenon.

Upon waking from her 14 year marital coma, Maggie was fiercly attracted to and preyed upon the young hunky 20-somethings at the sports bar where she and her children often dined.

by GiddyUpGirlFL January 26, 2009

marathon

when smoking a blunt or a joint, the end starts to run (burns faster on one side than another), run=marathon

Ace: Damn matt, this blunts got a marathon going
Matt Coda: Man! Lemme catch the run!

by AceofSpades705 December 26, 2008