Toronto Maple Leafs

One of the Original 6 teams in the NHL. The Toronto Maple Leafs have lots of fans despite the fact that the leafs havent won the cup since like 1967 or something and probably won't win the cup again until around 2067 because when it all comes down to --Skills-- they aint got em. Theyre players are to old they get bodychecked once and collapse or they are small pansies and get thrown around like a --PersonalRagdolls-- to Zdeno Chara or anyone from the sens

The Toronto Maple Leafs don't have many skills and when they start to lose they attack the opposing teams bench or sucker punch someone because they're jealous that person can score.

Toronto Maple Leafs by Dylan K February 2, 2006

toronto maple leafs

A team of whining pansies who suck the green fungus out of Bryan McCabe's cunt in the dressing room while probing one another's assholes with the butt ends of their sticks. All their tiny pricks are erect and when the extacy of defecating in each other's mouths becomes too much, they all blow their loads on over the coach's face. They then have to have a naked mud wrestling match and the winner of that match gets to lick all of the cum off of the coach's face and spit it all over his teammate's genitals.

The Toronto Maple leafs are quite the bunch.

toronto maple leafs by bob landry July 16, 2008

dark sticky maple 

When you use maple syrup as lubrication for a girl's asshole and after cumming you eat her ass.

Veronica finally let me girl her a dark sticky maple and her asshole still tasted like shit.

dark sticky maple by Chikinfingres May 29, 2017

Vancouver Maple Log 

A Canadian sex act which involves a man putting maple syrup and pecan nuts over his penis and inserting it inside a vagina.

Women: i asked my boyfriend for a donut and he gave me a Vancouver Maple Log instead.

Vancouver Maple Log by Sticky Flapjack King April 4, 2012

canadian maple leaf

when u piss the shape of the canadian maple leaf on a girls back

im gonna give you a canadian maple leaf

canadian maple leaf by XxxFEARxMExxX August 11, 2008

Shady Maple

When you eat a girl out or it can be refered to a vagina.

Iam going to go to eat Shady Maple today.

Shady Maple by coolwime March 15, 2009

toronto maple leafs

the WORST hocky team associated Canada in the NHL, with some of the worst fans ever...they (the fans) live in the past...the leafs won't win the cup anytime soon...GET OVER IT!! start cheering for some other Canadian teams...like the Sens. GO SENS GO...baha

Eff the Toronto Maple Leafs suck, what a waste of money, they lost again...they're definitely the Toronto Raptors of the NHL...disgusting!!

toronto maple leafs by sss359 October 26, 2006