booking manager

Someone who manages a team of DJs and Producers. Someone who works on the business side in the electrinic music industry and is responsible for booking the talent for nightclubs.

"If you want to book a DJ for this night you will have to call the booking manager"

by Chelsea Carrington October 27, 2005

low level manager

Etymology
The phrase has the same initials as the name given to a type of neural network.

Noun
low level manager (𝘱𝘭𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭 low level managers)
1. (𝘦𝘶𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤, 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦, 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘢𝘭) LLM, large language model (type of neural network)

Project researchers concluded that certain low level managers account for brain activity during comprehension of natural texts.

by LDMbrooksBoroughyWordbook March 25, 2024

lighthouse management

The lighthouse manager circles around, focusing on one small aspect of the issue at a time, for less than a second, makes a snap decision ignoring the rest of the issues, then repeats 1 minute later making and entirely new snap decision. Result: project goes nowhere.

Manager: Why is that in Red?
Staff: it's the customer requirement.
Manager: but their logo is blue.. make it blue!
Staff: typical lighthouse management, it will be green tomorrow!!

by Bend Over Here It Comes Again April 26, 2014

property manager

The minion to a landlord. Usually an antagonistic go-between placed between the landlord and the people who actually live on site. There are more and more property managers now than there used to now that housing is being gobbled up by private equity (see Blackrock), and that means the absentee landlords are spread pretty thin, so they need to hire a small army of property managers to surveil and dictate the goings-on in each of their rental properties.

"This property manager sucks, she won't return our calls except to yell at us about having guests over."

by Pyro's R Us August 23, 2022

(Manager) ate it

Phrase used when something important can't be found because that one manager who always sticks things in random places was the last one to use it.

"Where's the box cutter?"
"(Manager) ate it"

by Portalmaker April 11, 2022

Benchmark Managing

The idea that one person can send five emails in one night and look like a superhero or on funny email chains they can end it with one very inapporpriate one. And he has small balls and tiny feet.

A benchmark managing guy is a deutche bag

by Imasuperstar October 17, 2012

SMAP (Senior Management Action Plan)

Senior Management Action Plan is a path for lateral hires to be inducted in senior positions in a company. This includes exposure to all verticals within stipulated time frame:
a) Customer Care -15 days
b) Finance -5 days
c) Human Resource -10 days
d) Sales and Marketing -20 days
e) Product Development -30 days
f) Business Strategy -30 days
g) Board Meetings -5 days
h) Programming -15 days
i) Customer Satisfaction Survey -10 days
j) Creativity -30 days
The intern is business ready within seven months.
After this the lateral hire is associated with a small team to develop, launch and market a small product all by himself or herself.

In Kalkie Integrated Solutions -the female leaders were inducted by short-term SMAP (Senior Management Action Plan)-thanks to Alphabet Inc

by Vishnu Ganrau Kartik October 20, 2016