The devils crotch goblin. If Lucifer walked on this earth in female form
her name would be Maggie Burnz.
her name would be Maggie Burnz.
Don’t fuck with that chick she’s Maggie Burnz you’ll wake up with a blender stuck up your ass and her name tattooed across your nut sack.
by Lucy O’Hare June 28, 2019

A wonderful girl, who is very beautiful and a very intelligent person. Who knows how to put a smile on anyone's face. Great at history and economics.
by Mitt Romney is bad September 26, 2013

Maggie Fincher is a child of the lord and was one time resurrected in the back lawn. She is known for her obsession with the Peach Power Punch kush strain and mighty mint. She spends her downtime ripping fat clouds in her Volkswagen or being carried up the stairs by a knight in shining armor after indulging too much.
Who was that publix worker ripping mighty mint in that big daddy Volkswagon? Oh thats Maggie Fincher
by anonymous August 26, 2022

A girl who gets her ego stroked by everyone but no one is actually telling her the truth. Also she has no ass.
by ZMAN1501 April 22, 2022

by Catherinepeterson May 19, 2019

Small but scrappy. Tickling is her sleeper agent activation. She will become the Baba Yaga. The one they sent to kill the boogieman. No one is safe. Fear not only for your own life but the lives of your loved ones. One simple poke will doom generations of your own offspring. Days, months, even years from that moment, she will find you…and she will take your very soul.
But yeah other than that she’s pretty chill.
But yeah other than that she’s pretty chill.
Person #1: Hey I just ticked maggie and something about the flicker in her eyes made me think she was envisioning me on my deathbed. Should I be worried?
Person #2: Run.
Person #2: Run.
by 200 infants December 13, 2024

by bbitzbyte December 18, 2021
