Maggie

Maggie is the best thing that’ll ever happen to u. She’ll be a horrible dancer and singer, but incredibly talented at everything else she touches. She’ll bring so much joy to your life. She’ll be stubborn sometimes, but she’s just like that. Her laugh is beautiful and her kissing is wonderful. She’ll take things at her own pace, but the waiting will just make it better. She doesn’t let many people in, so be careful with her when she shows you her true self and feelings. She is heaven on earth, and right now, she is mine.

Person: What’s the best thing ever?

Other person: Maggie.

by Lovedofyellow April 10, 2023

Maggie

Small but scrappy. Tickling is her sleeper agent activation. She will become the Baba Yaga. The one they sent to kill the boogieman. No one is safe. Fear not only for your own life but the lives of your loved ones. One simple poke will doom generations of your own offspring. Days, months, even years from that moment, she will find you…and she will take your very soul.

But yeah other than that she’s pretty chill.

Person #1: Hey I just ticked maggie and something about the flicker in her eyes made me think she was envisioning me on my deathbed. Should I be worried?
Person #2: Run.

by 200 infants December 13, 2024

Maggie

A bitch ass hoe who is annoying as shit

Person 1: that person is SO annoying
Person 2:Yeah, they are probably a Maggie

by bbitzbyte December 18, 2021

maggy/s

Short abbreviation for magnum size condoms

Ima grab some maggy/s at the store real quick

by D Jeh April 12, 2020

Maggie

Maggie is an amazing person. Somone you can talk to and trust. Really beautiful has an amazing
body. Has an amazing personality. She is good at
dancing. Also funny and fun to be around. She is
loyal to people and won't back stab you. You are
really lucky if you have a Maggie in your life
epically if you are dating her. If you have an Eva
in your life DON'T EVER LOSE HER.

Maggie is lucky to have you and you are lucky to have her.

by iammag March 5, 2022

maggied

To accidently cum in a girl's hair. Not to be confused with directing cum in a fashion that reflects purpose.

I totally maggied that girl we met last night.

by whoreno1 October 18, 2014

muggy maggy oogie

Why did you have the boredom to look at this definition if it's so retarded? Or were you just looking for a word that would look the thing that tells you to buy a fucking mug look weird?

Guy 1: muggy maggy oogie
Guy 2: Please get the fuck away

by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 3, 2022