Arabian Milk Moustache

when some one has jizz running from thier nose and on to their lip simulating a moustache

When she looked at me she had an Arabian Milk Moustache from earlier that night.

by EddietheHead9090 December 7, 2009

Chicago Mustache

A Chicago Mustache is similar to a Dirty Sanchez, except the person giving the Chicago Mustache eats nothing but laxatives and corn the day before and proceeds to spray loose, chunky shit all over the face and upper torso of the person receiving it. Similar to a Manitoba Milkbag.

"Ryan was sleeping one night and I gave him a Chicago Mustache. There was corn everywhere."

"Bitch got mouthy, so she got a Chicago Mustache."

by 563er April 3, 2009

moustache ride

when the person giving oral sex has a mustache

Who wants a mustache ride-this is a quote from the nude scene in suupertroopers for the less educated people out there

by fuckingsupercop May 13, 2005

Mustachio Gentlemen

a middle aged man (usually an Italian man) that has a large mustache, slicked back hair, burlesquing chest hair, and usually wearing a gold chain and/or sunglasses. A mustachio loves old rock and roll, once wanted to own a trans am like a bad ass and has always wanted to go to a The Who concert.

the mustachio gentlemen has jet black slicked hair and is singing teenage wasteland

by Mikey Cheeks June 19, 2006

milf mustache

The result of sucking on a milf's breats after she has had a baby. Similar to the Milk Mustache but much classier.

Got milf?

"Wow that was some great sex, can you pass me a towel I need to wipe off my milf mustache"

by BarryB. September 19, 2009

Dirty Mustache

When a person gains the ability to grow a mustache but it's thin and patchy.

John: " Ugh! I wish Michael would shave off that dirty mustache!"
Ben: "Just because you can grow facial hair, doesn't always mean you should."

by SuprSaiyanTurry December 26, 2015

his moustache has a moustache

When a moustachio'd fellow is such a douche that his moustachio'd face is said to have a moustache of it's own

That cop was such a tool that his moustache had a moustache!

Bill: What's wrong with Mike?
Steve: Something crawled up his ass, I think his boyfriend made him the power bottom...
Bill: Yeah his moustache has a moustache!

by shockrafan August 20, 2010