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self mutilation

Reasons People Cut:
not able to express emotions
unable to cope
to regain self-control
revenge
to ease tension and anxiety
to escape feelings of depression
to relieve anger and aggression
to relieve intense emotional pain
to retaing control over one's body
to escape feelings of numbness

not reasons:
suicide attempt/ wanting to die
attention-seeking
manipulation

help:
always tell a trusted adult or parent if you or someone you know is self-mutilating. this is an unhealthy habit that needs to be treated.many self-mutilators can not stop their behaviors on their own and need professional help.
by tiffany April 22, 2004
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Muthas Day

the dark side of "Mothers Day" which gives just due to Mother Flockers who've lost dignity and worth and will forever poison the sweet waters and oceans of truth, justice and friendship.
Sam and Betsy escaped to Aromas leaving dependent cats and fish abandoned, just in time to celebrate "Muthas Day" as they enjoyed the bad karma and cosmic curses which their weak lifetimes of dishonesty, vampirism and using family and friends had brought them.
by diogio rome May 12, 2009
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mutter-futter

Hey, what's up, you mutter-futter!?
by Teresa A. Burr August 4, 2008
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Mutual Procrasterbation

n. - the act of two or more people putting off or delaying an unpleasant or unwanted task by masterbating instead. The task can be the same or different for each person and the masterbation can be simultaneous, where by each perosn pleasures him or herself, or shared, whereby each person pleasures another person.

v. - mutual procrasterbating , mutually procrasterbate(d)

adv. - mutual procrasterbater

See also procrasterbation
Juan and Carla did not want to finish their chores, so instead, they engaged in mutual procrasterbation.

Peggy and her roomate Selma did not want to study for their mid-term, so they decided to mutually procrasterbate.

Sometimes during procrasterbation, Gary becomes bored by himself and invites his friend Omar for mutual procrasterbation.
by Wheredthecheesego? April 11, 2011
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Mutsuki

The top of all human beings. Loves his bike and always spend time with it. He is the other name for "Buddha", "Muhammad" and "Jesus". He is Trainer Lvl40 in Pokemon GO, and is the deity of the universe.
Omg, it's our lord, Mutsuki!
by Kakigoori May 19, 2019
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Mutually Assured Destruction

When a couple mutually decide at the same time to end a relationship with no chance of ever being in relationship with one another ever again. Basically Nuke with Salted Earth only both mutually agree and launch nukes with salted earth at the same time. Or in response to knowing a break up notice is approaching.
Kyle and Kimberly are not together; it was mutually assured destruction.
by Liberation Theology October 28, 2019
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The Mutual

When two individuals masturbate with each other at the same time.
My roommate and I were watching porn and ended up doing the mutual.

I heard the guy in the stall next to me rubbing one out so joined in with the mutual.
by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017
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