Muddy Misery

the COOLEST hypixel guild ever. it has a cool guild master and it also has MurderSoundsFun (the amazingest person in the entire world). If you ever play hypixel, you should join it!

- Is often referred to as "Muddy"

"Hey did you see that person from Muddy Misery?"

"Yeah they're so good at the game we should dodge them!"

by minecwaftluver69 September 26, 2022

Muddy Meatball

When you insert your nuts into a woman's ass that is partial to anal, making in insertion easier.

"So, what'd you guys all do last night?"
"well, to be honest, she let me give her a Muddy Meatball."

by nickriener January 21, 2009

Muddy Rudder

put ya dick in a unwiped booty hole and wiggle it round.

Guy 1: "Aye bro your girl let you put her the butt last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah it was right after she shit and we outta toilet paper"
Guy 1: "AHH a good ole Muddy Rudder"

by YoungBloodyb August 6, 2017

muddy funter

Local version of "Muddy Funster" MoFo
a polite way of saying "mother fucker" or "muddafucka"

The muddy funter cut me up at the lights

by Kevv ww September 6, 2006

Muddy Fire Pit

When a female defecates and wipes from back to front, resulting in a small quantity of feces in her vagina.

John: Dude, her pussy is nasty - she's got a muddy fire pit.

Scott: A what?
John: Muddy fire pit. She got some shit in her snatch.

by Genitalien August 1, 2020

Muddy Waters

The act of shitting into someone's beverage whilst listening to "The Blues."

It really upset Joe to learn that the man that had just left the Blue's club had performed a "muddy waters" on his "Jack 'n' Coke."

by Apple Jaxx May 15, 2016

Muddy Pe Da

When a toothless Pe Da is receiving anal sex from another man and he pulls out and the Pe Da proceeds to give his friend a blow job while scrapping the shit off his Dick with his dental implant posts.

Next time please don’t bite down so hard when giving me a muddy Pe Da

by Muddygummybear July 16, 2023