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Mr Zhou

Mr. Zhou, the enigmatic math teacher, is a legendary figure in the realm of education. He is the son of Chinese-born Singaporean patriarch, Jackson Zhou Senior. His blissful talents at Tempe High School led him to pursue an education to educate, and his presence in NSBHS is unmatched, to the point where senior students have a 21.56% chance of spawning.

His abilities include:

-Textbook Transference: Mr. Zhou possesses the extraordinary power to effortlessly transfer the contents of textbooks onto the classroom board, creating an atmosphere reminiscent of a library.

-Unaware Gamer: Despite the students' best attempts at gaming during class, Mr. Zhou remains oblivious, unknowingly granting his pupils moments of leisure amidst the academic facade.

-Detention Enforcer: Mastering the art of after-school discipline, Mr. Zhou employs his stern gaze and mysterious aura to enforce detentions, leaving students with no choice but to comply with his enigmatic rules.

-Bench Press Virtuoso: Beyond his teaching abilities, Mr. Zhou is a physical powerhouse, boasting a remarkable strength of 200kg in bench press.

-Counter-Strike Veteran: In his earlier days, Mr. Zhou was a formidable player in the world of Counter-Strike 1.6, showcasing his gaming prowess in virtual battlegrounds.

-Intuitive Teaching Instinct: He can gauge the class's understanding and adjust his teaching approach on the fly, eliminating the need for traditional lesson plans.(instinct takes 80% of the lesson to start)
Shit bro, the teacher didn't even notice I was on Stereo Madness! What a Zhou Moment. Mr Zhou W!
by HanKisser69 October 14, 2023
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Mr. Men

Person 1: Aye, do you know Keshav?
Person 2: You mean Mr. Men?
by Brin Bib October 30, 2019
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The Mr. Freeze

When one cum's on a woman's face and forces her outside (typically to walk home) in subzero weather, the cum will actually freeze to her face, hence 'The Mr. Freeze'
I saw a chick walking home with cum frozen on her face; must've gotten hit with The Mr. Freeze
by BlisteringFury November 19, 2021
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Mr Starr

An insanely hot teacher who all his students wanna fuck in the ass. Just the pure sight of his handsome jawline can make a dick hard and a pussy wet. He walks into the classroom with his incredibly tight ass and all the students instantly bite their lips, and the try not to cum challenge begins.
student one: OH MY GOD ITS MR STARR!
student two: Shush let me jerk off in peace
by ChelseaTheHotBitch October 14, 2022
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Mr Meam

2 guys having anal sex where the receiving participant shits on the opponents dick
Oh shit, seb, I’ve just done a mr meam
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Mr krabs

"Eugene Harold Krabs" better known as "Mr.Krabs" is a fictional character from the cartoon show- "Spongebob Squarepants"

He is the owner and founder of a fast food restaurant called Krusty krabs. He is also the employer of Squidward and Spongebob.

He is extremely greedy, cheap and Stingy.

He is so greedy that he will even sell the souls of his employees for a few cents.
Source- Spongebob Squarepants Episode- Born again Krabs

Example-

Flying dutchman- He'd sell your soul for a couple of bucks

Spongebob- I'd bet my soul he wouldn't

Flying Dutchman- You got yourself a bet. Okay Mr krabs I'll let you stay but first, help me settle a bet. If you had to choose between spongebob and all the money i have in my pocket, which would you take?

Mr krabs- That depends. How much money are we talking about?
Spongebob- Mr Krabs!

Flying Dutchman- 62 cents

Mr krabs- I'll take the money

Spongebob- Mr krabs!
Flying Dutchman- Here you go 62 cents (hands him the change and picks spongebob). Next Stop Davey jone's Locker! (Spongebob screams as they both disapper)
by SassySumeet414 December 4, 2022
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Mr. Woolums

Very verrrrry large mammoth sissy. This sob stomps around yelling "QUIET PLEASE!", commenting on your shirts and things you wear, gives an excessive amount of homework disguising it as class work or "weekly history", and he gives you lunch detentions because in reality, he just doesn't want to eat alone..
Offspring: "Oh my god the moon is following us!"
Mother: "Don't worry sweetie, that's just a Mr. Woolums."
by royal cabbages May 4, 2015
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