Happy Meal

Molesting any small life form while wearing a clown costume at a flea market.

when you give a happy meal, you also give hope.

by the weird that chose to be man October 24, 2010

HAPPY MEAL

While eating a girls pussy you place a toy inside the "box".

Bri, I met this hot chick the other day and we went back to her place and I gave her a "Happy Meal".

by Mr. Muncher March 2, 2011

glory meal

When you take a McDonald's happy mean and cut a small or large hole in the bottom of it. Remove the food. Insert your cock up into it.

Let's go to McDonald's baby, I want to do the glory meal thing tonight.

by Rob Gg March 9, 2007

mealsturbate

To feel sexually attracted to food whilst thinking about or seeing it.

Show me your food, or tell me your plans for food, so I can mealsturbate.

by LixelPixel August 25, 2014

meal chucker

cabin attendant in the airline industry. So called because they metaphorically "chuck" (throw) meals at passengers.

"Did you see that blonde meal chucker working in first class?
She's very pretty"

by Tex1 December 3, 2007

MalshMan

The kind of guy that laughs like this..

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha

^^ ^^
Malsh = Making a long short ha

HAHA DID YOU HEAR HIM LAUGH!?? He's totally a MalshMan!

by Steven Savio October 18, 2008

meal skrims

a term used to describe an amount of leftover food left on ones plate, usually a women, who wants to look skinny by not eating everything on her plate.

Carol left some meal skrims on her plate on thanksgiving so others will ask why shes done and carol will answer with an "i'm full" when shes really not.

by frodolax6 November 24, 2011