McDonalds Hoe

A hoe that works at McDonalds

What the heck? Is that Jesse? She's a McDonalds Hoe.

McDonalds Hoe by brewys July 25, 2016

McDonalds and chill 

its where you spend an extremely long period of time in a 24/7 McDonald restaurant just to use there free WiFi and charging ports whilst talking to actual different and random customers who went in to actually eat and then leave. usually done at night time

yo dude you wanna McDonalds and chill tonight

McDonalds and chill by therapistgod November 8, 2017

mcdonalds on main

when you present your guilty pleasures publicly in front of friends, family, or a group of people

"hey guys i came back from work early"
"why do you have a hentai profile picture"
"...uh..."
"my dude did you just pull a mcdonalds on main? haha"
"...if that's what you want to call it, yes"

mcdonalds on main by drive me to drink December 12, 2018

Mcdonalds Mclipo Meal

What the heck? Special lipo ports are installed at the tables to suck out the fat from your fat order you just ate. Blue for guys. Pink for girls. Say you order 3 Super size meals. You eat two and connect the free screw in port into your belly button. As you eat the machine turns on sucking out your meals. Calories 0. You then take the other meal and heat it up later. Everybody wins! McDonalds sells more and you control your weight by ordering the McDonalds Mclipo Meal. The fat is then repurposed and added to the fryer. You feel so awesome you order some cookies to go.

Jadu: I simply love McDonalds McLipo Meal.
Vrin: Me too. I lost 80 lbs. on this diet.
Jadu: I'm an addict now.
Vrin: McDonalds really cares about us minions.
Jadu: I'm rewriting my will so everything will go to Mickey D's.
Vrin: Already did that.

Mcdonalds Mclipo Meal by jethrojones November 22, 2020

McDonalds Employees 

Bums who're spitting on peoples' burgers, protesting for $15 per hour.

The McDonalds employees are protesting again.

McDonalds Employees by mlpnkobjivhiuvh December 4, 2020

Mcdonalds Venti 

This word is used to define a very mentally ill twat who for some unknown reson always needs to shit. It can also be used to describe an annoying twat who has lots of disturbing/strange kinks or a strange obsession with “albedo chalk”

This is such a McDonalds Venti thing to do/ you act like a McDonalds venti

Mcdonalds Venti by Annoying tw@t June 19, 2021

Mcdonalds Hairline

A hairline like lydia ritchie’s. Often reffered to as a “Mcdonalds Hairline” due to it’s resemblance of the letter m.

Joel: have you seen Lydia’s hairline?

Kieran: oh yeah what a dog such a Mcdonalds Hairline

Mcdonalds Hairline by Ben Dover75 March 30, 2022