maggot

tiny, pimple-like penis.

hhmm sweetie... i didn't know you're hiding a maggot in there.

by CyberJake August 15, 2005

milk maggot

a comeback to call a white person when they call you a blackie.

Emily: "Move blackie"
Nariyah: "I'm not listening to a milk maggot!"

by xviviana January 20, 2021

Maggot

A Privateer in the army

Sergeant:How tall r u Maggot
Private:5 foot 9 sir
Sgt:Oh I didnt know they stacked shit that high!

by Caca March 1, 2005

Maggot Faggot

A powerful insult. In fact, it is twice as insulting as using only the word maggot or faggot alone. Also, it rhymes; rolling off the tongue nicely and adding an element of cool suave to an oththerwise vulgar slur. It can be reversible to "faggot maggot", too - just to switch things up a bit. Best served as loudly and aggressively as possible. Extra points for utilising a piercing red face or impersonating the most hostile, homophobic army sergeant you can muster.

Worthless person: *begins to speak*

You: “SHUT UP MAGGOT FAGGOT!”

by Mortein May 5, 2010

magoostus

Magoostus is lemons as stated by Petey Robinson.

Magoostus is lemons.

by Justin Howell November 17, 2006

range maggot

See:sheep. Range maggot is an epithet applied to sheep. It derives from the appearance of a green pasture with white blobs wiggling across it.

Hey Jethro, lookit all them range maggots! Let's us go 'n shag a few.

by Elmo September 28, 2004

Maggot on a unicycle

Inspired by an enemy in the video game Earthworm Jim 2, a maggot on a unicycle is a term used to describe someone who will fight or argue about anything nomatter how ridiculous just because they either don't like someone or because they like to argue.

Don't even bother talking to Kathleen, she is like a maggot on a unicycle.

by Zen Starcher October 18, 2006