Luke Hemmings

luke hemmings ur eyes are so blue
please let me do the frick frack w u
dont play w me boy
bc that shit aint cute
luke hemmings b my boo
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"Luke Hemmings is great"

"I know"

by michaelislit December 8, 2018

Bapy luke

a word used to describe lukey because he is a precious bapy :uwu:

Dub: "Bapy Luke must sleep!"
Luke: "PLEASE FUCKING STOP LEAVE ME ALONE I WANNA LIVE MY LIFE IN PEACE"

by AnthonyPaddleWwqfq October 11, 2020

Tony Luke's

The best Italian South Philly sandwich. The roast pork italian with greens and sharp provelone can kick Pat's and Geno's ass.

I'll have a roast pork Italian with spinich and sharp, and a birch beer. Thanks Tony Luke's!

by newcomblives September 24, 2006

Luke Gaffney

1 - Used to describe a night that, due to excessive consumption of alcohol, is missing a substantial time period.
2 - Used to describe a drink that causes such a night.

The phrase Luke Gaffney derives from an actual person, one Mr Luke Gaffney, a rugby player from the North of England. When questioned about his drunken actions, Mr Gaffney frequently replied "I can't remember" in a thinly veiled attempt to preserve his dignity.

1. A) So what was your night like on Saturday?
B) I don't know, it was a bit of a Luke Gaffney.

2. A) I'll have a Luke Gaffney please.

by J Wilkinson November 6, 2007

lukejaw

to have a square jaw bone that protrudes out such as the actor Luke Wilson's.

Another person who has it is the girl that plays Minnie Driver in the movie Good Will Hunting.

Look at the lukejaw on that chick!

Yeah, I heard she's into guys with lukejaws.

by moni339 February 24, 2009

Lukeberry

A Lukeberry is the crusted ball-like remains of period blood a ginger finds in his beard and/or pubes after an alcohol fueled fuck fest at a family reunion.

In the mornin' she dared me to eat a Lukeberry out of my beard. She sure does have a wicked sense of humor, but then again I ate it, so it must run in the family.

by Luke Berry December 4, 2014

luke

To create a Luke: start with a base of hysterically funny. Mix in equal parts of cute, charming, sexy and intelligent. Combine with integrity, thoughtfulness and confidence until a solid foundation forms. For flavour, add a dirty mind to the hysterically funny but balance it by increasing the charm to ‘almost irresistible’ quantity. You should find the resulting mixture is well formed and appealing to the eye. Add maturity, cheekiness and something ‘indescribably unique’ to serve.

Summary: A Luke is one of the most amazing and unique people you will ever meet. In many ways he is like a great recipe for a person – containing all the right elements in just the right quantities. If you meet a Luke, show him he’s special by hiding things to make him smile wherever and whenever you can – even on the internet.

If you ever have the opportunity to be friends with a Luke then take it. You will be the 2nd luckiest woman in the world.

Luke - Quotev

The hottest man ever seen on Quotev.

An unladen European swallow once brought me a funny message..........It was from a Luke

by Siconix April 20, 2016