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I love you pumpkin 

A crude way of expressing love through snide interpretations of the other partner being a round object of lust. Usually meant in the nice way, but in some cases, if you are a round object, this could mean that she is calling you overweight and need to stop eating so much.

(Pumpkins are fun to carve, this could also mean that she wants to fill your holes with knife like objects and carve you the way she wants you. Being scared is advised.)
I accept that you're round, but I'm going to carve you the way I want you so I can show you to my parents. I love you pumpkin
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I Love You

I Love You

A way of saying goodbye. I.E., One Love. I = Roman Numeral for 1. The comma between love and the word you is implied. When most people say goodbye to someone for whom they have a romantic or familial love, they often just say "Love you", with the I--since speaking from the first person is already understood--being implied.

Okay, I'm leaving. I love you"--implied, "Okay, I'm leaving. I Love, you.
Okay, I'm leaving. I love you"--implied, "Okay, I'm leaving. I Love, you.
I Love You by The Phoenixx March 14, 2011

I dont love you 

I still love you😭💔
Girl:I dont love you anymore

Boy:I dont love you too

me love you long time

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I love you harder 

When it's more than just a regular love, When you love a person enough to cut someone open and drip candlewax into their wound all for the person you love.
Person 1: I love you.
Person 2: I love you harder.
Asshole : Haha, Person 1's a bitch.
Person 2: *grabs Asshole and throws him to the ground. He then pulls out a razor blade. Person 2 cuts that presons arm open. He then pulls out a candle and a lighter. He drips candle wax into the guys wond. Then walks away*
I love you harder by uru1993 April 12, 2008

i love you

Katie loves Jake the most, She always has and always will.
katie: i love you the most (:
jake: no no no
katie: yes you cant argue it now its a known fact
i love you by themskls August 18, 2011