Choi Logic

A way of thinking that leads people to success

I have learnt the ways of Choi Logic

by PapaTyler November 1, 2017

Customer Logic

Throwing all reasoning out the window and being the stupidest fucking moron you can humanly be.

It operates under three basic principles:

1. Complete lack of accountability (even actively refusing to take any)
2. Complete lack of empathy (i.e. sociopathic behavior)
3. Unwarranted self importance (i.e. severe narcissism)

Formal logic:
Premise 1: person parks on No Parking area.
Premise 2: person gets a parking ticket.
Conclusion: if you park on No Parkin areas, you get a parking ticket.

Customer logic:
Premise 1: person parks on No Parking area.
Premise 2: person gets a parking ticket.
Conclusion: OMG IT WAS JUST A FUCKING MINUTE I WILL GO TO THE NEAREST STARBUCKS TO DEMAND TO SPEAK TO THEIR MANAGER AND ASK FOR FREE LATTES FOR LIFE BECAUSE THEY SHOULD'VE TOTALLY WARNED ME ABOUT IT AND WILL SUE EVERYONE BECAUSE MY PARKING TICKET IS EVERYBODY ELSE'S FAULT.

by MrDanteSesma December 16, 2019

Common logic

Something obvious

It’s common logic that the sky is blue

by Mr.Bek April 7, 2022

PORN LOGIC

When your attracted to the sexy person of the opposite sex that you may or may not even know, no matter what the situation is. It's always going to lead to sex and not just any sex but the hottest wildest best sex ever.

I know you are kind of a stranger to me, but I can't help my porn logic telling me this would be a much better experience if you just take off all your clothes and lets take advantage of this opportunity.

by mastercock January 24, 2023

Ryan Logic

logic that contradicts itself

Ryan logic is logic that contradicts itself.

by anonymous March 5, 2023

logic butter

The sophisticated notion of smooth programming linguistics between IT professionals with a side of l33t speak.

Hey, how is that install process going, Kurt? Kurt- I can't figure out a few things with the Manager's Work Station. Have you tried applying logic butter?

by villain904 March 24, 2017

Dope Logic

Dope Logic is the combination of logically thinking, planning, and making the right moves to reach success and live a dope lifestyle. The term was coined by DopeLogic Records, a hip hop record label based out of Dayton, OH.

Jamie - "Who was that one artist that opened for Wiz Khalifa? He had the crowd going insane"

Chris - "You mean the Dope Logic guy?"

by K-Camo August 28, 2016