larynxical sex

The act of having sex with someone's throat hole (acquired due to heavy smoking or not being able to breathe). Not to be confused with throat fucking which generally utilizes the mouth.

Nikki: If I got a throat hole would you still marry me?
Matt: Could we have larynxical sex?
Nikki: Of course, but I'd keep it covered with a bandana at all other times.

by not matt September 7, 2008

Bold Faced Liar

Someone who lies, and then continues to lie after being proven wrong with facts, and who can't support any of his lies with anything, and quite possibly living on a small hog farm in North Platte, Nebraska.

"The spitter was never arrested!"

(links provided showing that the spitter was taken into custody and handcuffed, meeting the legal definition of "arrested".)

"The spitter was never arrested!"

"And you are a Bold Faced Liar!"

by TruthyTruther April 16, 2010

Confederacy of Liars

Men in suits we elect to fuck us over.

The government is just a confederacy of liars, theives, rapists, baby-killers.

by China Bob February 27, 2006

liar

bandit lying about everything

i'm getting adsl tomorrow

by Zim aka Chris April 16, 2003

larysa

a very attractive girl who can't stop fantisizing about girls named crystal.
she is not gay..however she can't get her mind off of that girl crystal
she also is considered to be a MAJOR bootycall

Larysa: hey guys i cannot stop thinking about Crystal. it's driving me crazy yo.
Megan: stfu!!!

by crystal4353 January 30, 2008

Dirty Liara

A dirty Liara is when somebody cums in your mouth and you shall not swallow. You two are kissing and you are spitting the cum in the other ones mouth. The one wich leaves the kiss first has to swallow.

„Ayo Bro that girl is so freaky. Yesterday I did a Dirty Liara with her!“

by Why do you even care bro September 1, 2021

michael o'leary

some fuckin sick cunt that loves Rachel Paull

wow he's such a Michael O'Leary

by tickle my peach July 4, 2016