by LiLbLaCkId August 15, 2021
Get the Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon, Tomato, Quinoa plus community mug.I CANT FUCKING DO IT. THIS SHIT IS SO HARD AND SO BULLSHIT. I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!
by innmypusay May 17, 2022
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by theworldiscrowded July 19, 2016
Get the Whole Foods-Quality Devil's Lettuce mug.When you make a borderline racist joke that people of said race find funny, but your teacher finds out, you are a literal piece of lettuce.
*teacher uncomfortably close*
"Are you a literal piece of lettuce?"
"What?? Of course not! I didn't make that joke!"
"Are you a literal piece of lettuce?"
"What?? Of course not! I didn't make that joke!"
by Ppgripper69420 January 11, 2021
Get the A Literal Piece of Lettuce mug.by anonymous December 24, 2017
Get the shred the lettuce mug.Old man: Fucking hell, what’s that smell?
Old woman: Oh, the hippies next door are on the devil’s lettuce again!
Old man: Lucky bastards!
Old woman: Oh, the hippies next door are on the devil’s lettuce again!
Old man: Lucky bastards!
by raj13 January 11, 2023
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