Late Facebook Bloomer

Someone who takes forEVER to get a damn Facebook (usually at least a year) for whatever reason. Social pressure, realizing they're not cool without one, etc, etc...

Bout TIME you get one, late facebook bloomer pussy!

by Jazzist August 15, 2006

johnny come lately

a man that has trouble getting his penis up.

mike had a johnny come lately moment tonight.

by amandaerinlauren February 15, 2007

Late night cut

Having sex late at night

Late night cut leaves you more relaxed at night

by vivmm June 2, 2012

Happy Late Year

When people are still saying Happy New Year, even though it's already a week after the new year.

(Jan 5, 2010)...

person 1: happy new year!!! whats up??

person 2: more like happy late year... it was new years 5 days ago bro

by sadohawofhoqw January 5, 2010

Take the late bus

to ditch a school event of some kind and talk shit about bitches

"dude, i hate bitchy people"

"Ohmigod, I know, lets go take the late bus"

"totally"

by girlygirl726678 October 30, 2009

late night marshmellowing

Taking a males genitals and dipping them in gohnera puss then forcing your penis in a vagina and making a foamy white marshmellowy mixture but all has to be done between 10 pm-3 am

“Common Karen lets do some late night marshmellowing”

by Givemeyoucock February 12, 2019

Late by "two steps"

When the gay priest resets the universe.

And star finger doesn't work

Priest:"two steps" You were late by "two steps"

*Kills the horny prisoner's dad and friends*

by 30k Kars on Mars August 7, 2021