Lobstering

When a person becomes red in the face from taking of some kind of drug...or drinking too much...

Hey dude...your Lobstering hardcore!!!

Shit man...I'm Lobstering man

by Dookz September 15, 2007

Red Lobster

A case of any variation of herpes, hpv, syphillis, crabs, etc contracted by a circle of waitresses that catch and spread the stds from the kitchen help.

Stay away from the local restaurant crews if you'd rather not have a Red Lobster.

by twirderdy March 21, 2012

chocolate lobster

When a girl is on her back and you defecate onto her face then sit down covering the nose and mouth so as not to allow any airflow. She will flail and turn red like a lobster.

White Steve: "Hey did you hear about that chick that Jim killed?"
Black Doug: "Yeah, nigga, he always sit too long when bustin a chocolate lobster on a bitch, yome sayin'?"

by skaggsville March 25, 2010

lobster pot

when a female has claws attatched to her vagina

gee whiz wally, her lobster pot snapped my dick right off

by sarahbeth November 8, 2008

butt lobster

1.an insult, refers to a lobster(usually blue)that dwells most of their life in a human asshole
2.similar to Zelda's Skulltula, it is a lobster who typically clings vertically on the buttocks of a human
3. Tom scott, of Patchogue

1.Tom Scott is a butt lobster
2. I can hear the clicking, but i cant see the butt lobster

by D-bo January 16, 2004

lobster cock

A rank smelling penis on a male, usually one who still has his foreskin attatched, particularly those with bad hygene.

Dude, I haven't had a shower in two days....I reek, my ass smells like mexican food and I'm suffering from a sick case of lobster cock.

by DestructiveCriticism July 15, 2006

Rock Lobster

The natural bulge of a man's genitals in a pair of slim fitted pants

"That fat kid's rock lobster made me throw up in my mouth a little."

by Cornelius Vanderbilt II April 22, 2009