Ollie Kirk

Sexy Sporty Fat dick man, 12 incher kindergarten defeater. He can steal any girl he wants and get any he likes.

Your very Ollie Kirky

by SuperIdolDeShao March 27, 2023

Pulling a Kirk

When a Joke has Become slaughtered To where it is no longer funny after You have pulled a kirk a person must either say one of the following.
A. "My Truck is better"
B. "Tires make the world go round and girls are obstacles and tires help you avoid those obstacles"

Knock Knock whos there
Me
Me who
Let me in its cold'
hahahahaaha
(random person) Yea Its like negative 40 out here <- Killed it
Dude your pulling a kirk

by mjkoolj1828 March 22, 2011

kirk

a herblike man, one who laughs at everything and adds value wherever he goes.

I wish I was naturally more of a Kirk.

by girlsrule12345 April 26, 2023

kirked

Assassinated in the same fashion as former right-wing commentator, Charles “Charlie” James Kirk.

Man, I hate that guy. He needs to get kirked.

by enbywitdagat September 12, 2025

A Kim or a Kirk

A family member that has lost their way; that is no longer adhering to the values taught at the kitchen table; that is not living by those values or being a supporting member of the family

My sister in law is being A Kim or a Kirk. She won't even listen to my truth or be there for me as family should be.

by Homo on the Range May 6, 2024

Kirked

When you’re spouting shit in a game and then get shot out of no where.

That guy got kirked.

by University—-Charlie September 14, 2025

kirk

To shoot somebody in the neck

Hey, careful moving around Utah Valley. Somebody might kirk you there.

Counting or not counting gang violence?

by Mynamejeff67 November 4, 2025