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Kevin

Kevin is the person you can run to and his big shlong will you push you out of the way. Its basically third leg and he uses it as a tail.
Bro you see that?!
Kevin got a tail!
NAH THATS A THIRD LEG
by anonymous April 15, 2021
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Kevin wants valkyrae to notice him, kevin is a simp
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An absolutely sexy Greek god of a man who gets all the ladies
Yo looks it’s Kevin😏😏😩
by shingwynol April 20, 2021
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“Kevin? KEVIN??”
by lourocksteady April 30, 2021
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That one kid whose "Laptop ran out of battery and has to get a spare 1997 dell from the school"
Oh, Kevin!!!
by hohohhohohohoo May 23, 2021
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A beautiful loving caring carasmatic sexy AF delicious Salvadorianian man. he is the best boyfriend Dad and soon to be husband. he’s generous down to earth humble respectful . Patient understanding loyal trustworthy. He’s a ride or die kind of guy handles his shitt when he has to. Keeps it 100 always. Knows why he wants no goes for it. Always smiling. Always. Optimistic there’s never a boring dull moment with hm . Wasn’t appreciated .YOUR loss my GAIN . TOCAYA…He’s mine And Keeping him. Surprise Surprise im going to marry him. He makes me happy brings the best of me out. . He’s smart and hard worker hes open to learn new things. I love his mocha colored skin. His sexy soft skin gets me super moist. He’s Built just right for me he has a beautiful manhood that I gag on every night with the right amount of girth he’s a GREAT lay but too bad cause he’s mine. Everything I ever asked for the perfect partner THE PERFECT MAN TO TAKE HOME TO MOM .f u meet a Kevin hold on to him if you don’t .that would be dumbest move you ever did.
Kevin: quote unquot…Diiick!!!….SPX2…. Hometown
by Ramona Mona August 30, 2023
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A guy laying in your bed with a rose in his mouth type of sexy
Kevin looks so hot in that suit
by dilfluvr123 June 27, 2022
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