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cucumbers and ketchup sandwich

A motel treat! You ever stay somewhere that when you ask for the wifi password they give you a cigarette burn? You ever look upon the paint peeling ceiling has you hear the new hour renters banging the walls in and ask yourself - how did I end up here? That’s the time for a gourmet cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! It’s exactly what it sounds like. No more. No less. Is that mold on the bread? Who cares! They have cucumber and ketchup sandwiches!
“This motel is like the best motel that you can go to! It is literally the best place in the world. I even got a cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! I GOT A REAL CUCUMBERS AND KETCHUP SANDWICH! That's insane! And I used the bathroom! A REAL BATHROOM!“ -Poutine Man, Yelp, November 2020 Kenvin’s Motel St. Petersburg
by TheBeanJuicer November 1, 2023
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ass ketchup

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by ¥en Ashiyo July 22, 2022
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Open the ketchup

Getting ready, warming up, getting the blood (ketchup) flowing.
"Time to open the ketchup!
by Federally April 16, 2017
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Ass Ketchup

A sexual position where a guy has sex with a woman in either her ass or pussy until she bleeds and then makes her lick it off his cock.
Hey Anthony, what did you do last night?

I got this girl to do an Ass Ketchup with me and it was amazing but she was quite toothy.
by BigBojo February 22, 2022
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Ketchup

One of the two traditional ingredients in fry sauce. Can also be used as a condiment for grilled cheese sandwiches. Often used incorrectly on hot dogs, fries, eggs, burritos and other, non-grilled cheese foods.
This restaurant does not have fry sauce. They only have ketchup.
by LDSBCFan January 5, 2018
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Ketchup Diarrhea

When you tip a ketchup bottle and it just instantly pours out, That's ketchup diarrhea.
by Pitchy June 25, 2015
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Stirring the ketchup

"My man don't wanna touch me when I'm on the rag so I just end up stirring the ketchup."
by SameKindofStupid November 15, 2018
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