kentucky derby

Sex lasting as long as The Kentucky Derby (approximately two mintues).

"Me and the 'ol lady did The Kentucky Derby last night."

by Indian Charlie May 17, 2006

Kentucky Rattlesnake

A rusty muffler and pipe system that has fallen off someone's old piece of crap car or truck that sits in the road until someone else runs it over.

Jimmy ran over a Kentucky rattlesnake on his way to the 7-Eleven for some beef jerky. Brandene's gonna be pissed.

by Dan April 14, 2009

Kentucky Derby

In a college setting, when two couples compete in having sex in the same room. The bed must rock like you're riding a horse. The couple that finishes first raises an arm to signal that they have "finished."

"Hey man! Who won the Kentucky Derby last night?"

"It was close, but I beat my roommate by like 2 seconds!"

by Wilshire89 May 2, 2010

Kentucky Creamer

1 - A flask bottle of bourbon hidden among the sugar and cream packets which accompany a pot of coffee.
2 - The act of giving a "milk mustache" to a first cousin.

1 - "I never would have made it through that staff meeting without the Kentucky creamer."
2 - "I heard Darryl's hometown was so small, he gave his cousin a Kentucky creamer on prom night."

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by henchman24 May 5, 2011

Kentucky Lighthouse

A sexual position of a person when they get down on all fours and tucks their head into their chest while raising their ass into the air, as another person inserts a lit flashlight into their rectum, with their lit side pointing upward.

Kevin turned chad into a Kentucky Lighthouse the other night. It was glorious!

by DebRi December 21, 2013

kentucky slopper

when you eat mash potatoes then puke them out on your S.O. dick and give them a blowjob

hey judy i totally just gave my boyfriend a Kentucky slopper

by takethehit July 12, 2017

kentucky crowbar

Usually found in the state of Kentucky, but may happen near you. It is the act of your sister using your boner for leverage while she is licking your asshole.

I had raging morning wood after breakfast so my sister gave me the Kentucky Crowbar .

by Trust in Beezer. May 30, 2016