Augusta Kansas PD

Just a bunch of druggy pigs living in a shit hole town. None of them have the balls to do anything themselves so you’ll always see them with another officer. A simple person getting pulled over will have 2-3 police cars. Overall a bunch of pigs that couldn’t do anything better with their life

Augusta Kansas PD is totally garbage and only for officers that couldn’t do anything good with their life

by Fuckoffyoucunt… February 28, 2022

The Kansas City Mud Monkey

When you bone your lady in the ass until she shits on your pecker, then gives you a handjob.

Joanne was on the rag last night and I was horny, so we did the Kansas City Mud Monkey on the kitchen table.

by AK Daddy July 6, 2016

Kansas

A Place that is boring

Mom this place is like Kansas.

by Sickmothafucka69420 February 15, 2021

kansas city milkshake

You nut in someone’s ass, squirt chocolate syrup in then smack them on the ass to shake it up and drink it from a straw.

“Dude, had to totally clean my carpet from that Kansas City Milkshake my tender date Rich gave me last night. Cost me $300”

by Ataenzl July 14, 2022

kansas kunt kommittee

A Kansas KKK female Bully Bitch who is a baby mommy and preditor that traps men because she is psychologically unhealthy.

The Kansas Kunt Kommittee is so ugly that she has to get pregnant to become nothing.

by Wicked Witch December 15, 2016

Kansas

Flat.

If the textbook definition of “flat” could point fingers, it would fist fuck Kansas.

by Cobonator August 14, 2025

Kansas City Hand-off

A Kansas City Hand-off is the sexual act where a man bends over while putting his open hand back between his legs (becoming the "Center"). A second man (the "Quarterback") squats behind him and pleasures himself until he ejaculates into the open hand.

Variations of this act exists where a third man straddles the back of the "Center" while the "Quarterback" pleasures them both into the "Center's" hand. The "Center" may also turn around and slap the "Quarterback" in face with the handful of cum, thus concluding the hand-off.

The gay orgy was great! I watched Fred give Frank a Kansas City Hand-off, he slapped him real good!

by BustyBoy October 9, 2025