Jersey Jumper

Women who seek out jersey wearing athletes (i.e. bicyclists, basketball players, football players, etc.) for sexual encounters, essentially sports groupies. See: Bullpen Beef

The Jersey Jumpers were sitting in the bleachers trying to hit on members of the bicycling team, just like the Bullpen Beef we saw the night before hitting on the Oakland A's bullpen players.

by Captain Incredible x Infinity February 12, 2014

Puddle Jumper

A promiscuous lesbian. Particularly one who will go down on any girl, anytime, anywhere.

1. "Becky on cheated on me with Monica!" "That low down dirty puddle jumper!"

by Veracocha July 12, 2017

kangaroo jumper

Insult to an Australian like sheep shagger is to a welsh person

My mate bobby is a kangaroo jumper

by marshmellowsaur July 26, 2015

Jungle Jumpers

People of African descent with lanky extremities.

Kevin Durant, why u lookin so jungle jumpers.

by Your friendly neigborhood neek November 9, 2022

puddle jumper

A term for Cuban. They're like Mexican wetbacks because the know how to jump fences, but they have to "jump" across a puddle to get to the United States, most likely Florida.

That puddle jumper is stealing all the jobs in Miami!

by mo11 May 30, 2016

The Nail Jumper

The Nail Jumper is a sex move that is so technologically advanced that its only available for use in the future. It works like as if the girl turns into hornet from Hollow Knight Silk song, and the male turns into the Knight and with the girl's newfound powers that she has manifested from this AAA masterpiece of a game she performs a jump hit combo on the man until he explodes into the orange goo that they release then the women sucks it all up into her vagina and then after 9 months she gives birth to clones of the male full born and ready and keeps repeating the process and then the male clones then proceed to viciously with no mercy skull fuck her until she has all types of viruses and starts to shit out her organs and then with her body they make an identical clone for all the male clones to have then the process keeps continuing.

Tyreese: "Yo I just witnessed The Nail Jumper be complete in full rotation and it was amazing I might wanna get in on it.
Tyrone: " Not with out me nigga I've been wanting to do that since I was made a clone.
Tyreese: Aight bet that then Nigga.

by Stormomen7700 November 19, 2025

broken jumper

When your dick is to small to even work

Derek has a broken jumper

by 03logan01 September 14, 2016