jude

a dark skinned mothafucka who has a really deep voice. He is pretty smart but acts like a jit to impress his friends.

dude: where's jude bruh??
dude 2: ion man i told him that he can't be running off like that
jude: DUDE, I'M IN FRONT OF YOU, IM NOT THAT DARK

by thatcutenigger June 12, 2018

jude

a variation of dude

''what are your plans for today, jude?''

by XxRealNameHiddenxX November 5, 2020

Jude

He is a really sweet person, niece and caring. Sometimes is weird but that’s what’s makes him special

Jude is a good friend

by Kabalu August 29, 2018

Jude Law

SEXY MAMA!!

not only a great actor, but the sexiest man alive!

what more can you ask for?

movies include:
-the closer
-the aviator
-AI
-road to perdition
-cold mountain
-the holiday
-gattaca
-wilde
-slueth
ect ect ect

~2 oscar nominations~

*daughter reads tabloid on jude law cheating on sienna miller*

"I want to be his nanny someday!"

by loverussat October 9, 2008

judgey

A judgey is a piggy eyed man

look at that judgey over there....he's got piggy eyes

by Russedee May 14, 2006

Jude

A funny looking little person bent on making your day a little bit better. She is in a constant struggle with gravity and has faced her share of triumph and failure in that regard.

"Hey man, did you see Jude?"
"Dude, look down"
"Oh there you are!"

by The Beast of Curly Style September 16, 2011

din't jusge ne

Drunk Text equivalent of "Don't Judge Me"

phone message = "tee hee... wanna bourt you tonought... DIN'T JUSGE NE!"

GFLN has a whole line of related swag

by pegva May 10, 2016