jordan

very athletic,cute,smart,and has super swag.He's wonderful and an outstanding kisser.

he is good at baseball he must be a jordan

by jordan lover123 September 24, 2011

Jordan

Retarded bitch who's feelings change as often as her underwear has a bad tendency to break up with someone thats freaking awesome to go fuck a football player on a stack of calculus books

DAMN tyler look at that bitch shes a jordan lets puggle stomp her!

by Matt Kuhns April 24, 2008

Jordan

a cheap condom u can find at a gas station

i bought a jordan at hess

by mikey hulbert May 19, 2010

jordan

the sweetest guy you will ever meet. is usualy in love with an: abbie he will love his girl with all of his heart. at times can be over protective. but he means well...allways and forever(:

*guy tries to kiss abbie*
jordan-*stands in front of abbie* "i would advise you to back. off."

by jordanlover1234 January 28, 2011

Jordan

A really cute guy. Good at basketball, really funny, and has a 'You only get 3 stupid questions a year' policy

Omg, Look, Its Jordan! He is sooo hot!

by sexydino(; December 18, 2011

Jordan

A real hood ass nigga, does every drug in the book and gets mad pussy , hes a sex machine and fucks every friends mom if they are hot, hes a pussy slayer, pussy destroyer. He has a large penis also.

Damn, last night man, you were being a Jordan

by Swagmoniezyolo September 28, 2015

Jordan

a sexy motherfucker with a very large penis will fuck your girlfriend and any hot girl out there, can get any girl within the snap of a finger

Guy #1: I think He Just Stole My Girlfriend.

Guy #2: He Must Be A Jordan.

by Zerofxxx January 10, 2012