johnson’s baby

Someone in a work environment who bursts into tears at any moment of the slightest confrontation.
Relates to Johnson’s “no more tears shampoo”

What is up with Johnson’s baby now?
- Oh, I️ told her I️ couldn’t help her out with a spare bottle of stoli!
- FFS! Again?

by Staifreak March 13, 2018

Diontae Johnson

A highly underrated up and coming wide receiver for the Pittsburgh Steelers of the NFL. He was a 3rd round pick out of the University of Toledo in the 2019 NFL draft.

Diontae Johnson just mossed that cb!

by drinknucleicacid December 7, 2020

Alysha Johnson

Alysha Johnson is one of the best friends in the whole world. she is amazing, kind, beautiful and funny. She can make you happy when your sad, just hands down an amazing person to be around. She is like a sister to me and whenever we are together it is never boring. She can do anything she sets her mind too and never puts herself before others. Even though we are at different schools she is always there for me and I am always there for her. I am never leaving her and I hope she never leaves me. Her laugh brings a smile to my face, if I ever call her she always answers. She has been with me through ups and downs, highs and lows she helps me everyday even if she doesn't know it. If I have a problem she always helps, if I need her to listen she always does. I am with her to the end whether she likes it or not I am never leaving.

Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2: That's Alysha Johnson
Person 1: No way!
Person 2: I know right!
Person 1: We have to go talk to her.
Person 2: Okay lets go!

by Sam Betz February 15, 2021

Hades Johnson

A person who affiliates with Eugene and performs CBT on KC royals Report daily under a bed

Log: bro stop performing CBT under my bed!

Jules: sorry

Log: what a hades Johnson!

by Buffsky March 18, 2021

nas johnson

young rich nigga

aye bro u nas johnson a young rich nigga
bro u heard he tryna die

by Thatkid_nj May 9, 2021

stud johnson

A term giving to someone whom is dominating whatever they are doing whether it be sports, sex or video games. This is among the highest titles a person can receive for being simply awesome.

Did you see that guy put up 30 in the game last night?

Yeah, that guy was totally a stud johnson!

by therealmccoy69 March 6, 2012

Gerbert Johnson

Fact Spitter

That young fella is a Gerbert Johnson

by Green Fella September 24, 2023