a tiny invisible creature that feeds off of the minds of small children and teenagers. They have been known to turn people into superheros, and the make you love people who are about to leave your life.
Max P-h's mind has been infected by a rather large swarm of jobegurfs, yet he got the worse effect of them.
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Before you go on that job interview, you better brush up on your jobisms, in this economy you have to know how to interview.
Good thing I took jobisms 101 in college, because I knew exactly how to deal with my toxic co-worker
Good thing I took jobisms 101 in college, because I knew exactly how to deal with my toxic co-worker
by akajohnsanders August 4, 2010
Get the jobisms mug.Adjective describing the excitement experienced by Apple Fanboys when adding further apple trinkets to their lives.
Oh Man, I got my Macbook pro, Airport Extreme, Airport Express running airplay off my iPad 2.... I got to iMessage my friends.....
"DUDE I TOTALLY GOT A JOBS-ON"....
"YOU SHOULD JOB OFF THEN"
"DUDE I TOTALLY GOT A JOBS-ON"....
"YOU SHOULD JOB OFF THEN"
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Usually caused by complete softness.
Usually caused by complete softness.
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