jesper

jesp·er

-noun

1. a professional fool or clown, especially on an internet forum.

jesp·er

-verb (without object)

1. to talk idly, irrationally, excessively, or foolishly; chatter or prattle.

jesp·er

-verb (with object)

1. foolish, meaningless, or incoherent speechon a subject; prattle.

This guy is a jesper so just ignore him.

(Guy is a fool and has no clue what he is talking about.)

This guy really jespered the thread.

The guy ruined the thread by writing down stupid things.

by CP_SB September 3, 2010

Jaspar

The embodiment of perfection, everything beautiful, amazing and worshipped is refered to as a 'Jaspar'. Nobody can ever surpass a Jaspar because a Jaspar is a seperate being all together, a god if you will.a SEX GOD. he is everywhere at once but nowhere at the same time

Wow, look at that girl, she's the most Jaspar thing I've ever seen

Wow, you're so Jaspar at having sex

by dnbjas July 11, 2012

jesper

An orgasm which occurs during yawning. (derived from the swedish word 'gäsp' (pronounced 'jessp') meaning yawn)

Some weird people in the world have jespers.

by Jesus Montana March 30, 2003

Jesper

Ceo of sex

A Jesper got em good

by JesperCeo October 21, 2019

Jesper Stromblad

The guitarist and man who formed one of the greatest melodic death metal bands in the world from Sweden, In Flames. Jesper mainly plays Harmonic guitar riffs (Which is sort of like lead) while Bjorn Gelotte plays Melodic guitar riffs (Sort of like rythm).

Jesper Stromblad plays harmonic riffs.
Jesper owns.
In flames we trust.

by xtc mat August 16, 2008

Jesper

Totally the best, funniest and most trustworthy person among his group of six friends. Jesper totally doesn’t have ANY issues and is obviously the sanest person ever. SHUT UP KAZ I AM

Kaz: Isn’t Jesper just the best most loyal friend ever?

Mathias: Totally

by jesper-fahey September 11, 2018

Jesper

a little kid with autism

i think he has autism

yes he is a Jesper i think

by hater8/2jeper_autist January 23, 2019