A Jake is a guy that will be a terrible kisser. He will be way too clingy and an awkward boyfriend. He won't know how to handle a break-up
by Karma-13 January 12, 2014
Really ugly, pimples everywhere, can be a real jerk sometimes, ugly,ugly,ugly poop but he smells very nice
by Maemalloy March 30, 2017
This guy used to have tons of girls who liked him, but now spends his life a complete loner in his room playing video games. Heis bipolar about girls. He doesnt have the guts to ask them out and then dumps them through someone else. He is always changing his mind about who he likes. He will grow up to be a man whore and still live with his parents, playing sims on origin.
by The real effing truth November 11, 2014
by Mojo86 December 14, 2012
by Countbass C August 21, 2003
"Beefing, leaving behind cream, Not even peeping that I was leaking, Won't see the precinct just got a recent case beaten, Still The Jakes are creeping, Keep the ruger peeling who's squealing...
by Ryan Nash August 03, 2007
The Jakes are everywhere in these parts.
by Jaimey September 01, 2005