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Jamaican Jamaican

When two people are fighting and someone steps in and attacks one of the two for no particular reason
Person 1 "Shut the fuck up im not giving you brownies"
Person 2 "Yes you will, you touched my pecker you owe me"
Person 3"Jamaican Jamaican!" *pinch*
Person 1 "GOD DAMNOT STOP JAMAICAN JAMAICAN ME"

Jamaican Waffle Stomp 

When two men of Jamaican dissent shit in each others, assholes, and then use their penis as some sort of ramrod to pack it down as similar as a civil war cannon being backed down and powdered.
Yo dude you Jamaican waffle stomped me so hard! You available again tonight?!

Jamaican Knee Sweeper 

Two people ejaculate on each other’s inner knee. Both then Lick it off and spit it into both penis tips. Afterwords the penis’s are helicoptered until the cum is all out. Lastly, they both pee in both tips and drink it from each other.
“This sleepover is getting pretty boring. Wanna try the Jamaican Knee Sweeper?” - Owen Stated

Jamaican ravioli 

The action of stuffing a pocket-pussy with meat, then having intercourse with it.
Bungledash performed the Jamaican Ravioli when he was rejected by Frankfurt.

Jamaican Flash Bang 

When a Caribbean guy cums in a white girls eyes causing her to be unable to see for at least 5 seconds.
"Last night was wild, I hooked up with this dude and he gave me a Jamaican flash bang".

Jamaican Bobsled 

The act of using toilet paper to “bobsled” your turd into the water so it does not leave a shit stain.
Brandon-You know sometimes you gotta Jamaican Bobsled it on the toilet
Mike- WTF is that?!
Brandon- You know, when you use toilet paper to bobsled your shit into the water so it doesn’t leave a stain. Then you sing the song
Mike- There’s a fucking song?
Brandon- You know, from Cool Runnings”