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Jamaican Waffle Stomp

When two men of Jamaican dissent shit in each others, assholes, and then use their penis as some sort of ramrod to pack it down as similar as a civil war cannon being backed down and powdered.
Yo dude you Jamaican waffle stomped me so hard! You available again tonight?!
by GangstaGreg2100 May 20, 2024
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going jamaican

Slang for dining and dashing, a play on ‘going dutchUsain Bolt style.
Waiter: “Are you guys all on one tab?”
Guy 1: “We’re going Jamaican so it doesn’t matter.”
by muddigutz February 16, 2024
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Jamaican blue Mountain

A expensive ass coffee that the beans come out of monkey shit. Crazy ass monkeys get there shit picked through for coffe beans.
by Bsy420 March 12, 2018
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Errol's Wife My Sweet Jamaican Empress

Errol's WifeMy Sweet Empress you been running cross my mind recently & I'm so concerned bout

you it's just a feeling we use to get bout each other & all ways went everywhere together we were never apart.I miss you so much words can never explain. You such a good woman Jah know
all the time me wish a me you did marry it still hurts,but I want you to happy.Remember how me family did love you arf,it still bring tears to my eye it tun out dem did right bout the next girl she was never right for me at all she wanted was to show off to say she have a nice looking man. She couldn't do nuttin apart from sit down a watch other people business I needed you eena life so could build together I still love you I would do anything just to hold you & wake up next to you again 💕 love you all ways
Errol's Wife My Sweet Jamaican Empress

My Sweet Jamaican Empress I wonder when I'll ever you again, I love you more than words can say & maybe taking a trip up really soon 😊
by Janet21 March 15, 2023
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jamaican bobsled track

When you shit so hard you shit up your back
We had a farting contest and Joe pushed so hard he made a Jamaican bobsled track up to his neck.
by Cooter polluter May 9, 2018
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Jamaican Salsa

The unequivocal and unanimous craving for custard while sweating intensely, most common post coitus.
"you feeling like Jamaican Salsa right now?"
by Billy_bob101 June 11, 2021
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jamaican smash

when a Jamaican male is making love to a female he grads a ladder and climes on top of it and jumps off and lands right in her pussy giving her the best cum in her life time
girl 1:Omg i was with a Jamaican last night and he did this move on me

girl 2: omg what was it called

girl 1: its called the Jamaican smash ask your boyfriend to try it on u trust me your going to love it
by Cash me out side May 22, 2018
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