taint burn

The firey sensation upon standing up and realizing that your jeans have ignited a small fire beneath your balls.

"Dude, could you get me some chips?"
"Sure man!" (stands up)

AAAAAAAH TAINT BURN!!!!! >:(

by jeff66888888888 January 11, 2011

kamakazi burn

A burn that you use to try and insult someone, that ends up insulting yourself.

Joey kamakazi burned himself when he accidently said he was gay in a burn

by Cranberry Man March 25, 2010

Milkshake burn

When you burn your penis so you get your female partner to put milk in her mouth and depthroat until burning sensation had disappeared

Damn baby it happened again can you give me another milkshake burn

by Uber Zuber November 13, 2017

Rich Burns

A funny name for a guy who may or may not have VD.

Probably gay.

Into man on man sloppiness.

Holy shit man, my Rich Burns

by TheRealDonJuan1985 June 7, 2018

burns the carpet

A person who walks quickly without picking up their feet.

'Gee, will you look at Zoran walking to the printing machine, that guy really burns the carpet.'

by ShowBag April 24, 2009

thats a burn

A exclamatory phrase uttered when something degrading or embarassing or shitty happens

"dude i heard nascar did it with an 11 year old"

"oh shit man thats a burn"

"on the 11 year old or on nascar?"

by Orville the impaler June 23, 2008

First burn

Is a diss track that will only occur when you cheat on your partner. In which he/she will multiply and make a diss track that slaps harder than your mom

Eliza Scyhler (Hamilton) : kids we have burnt ham for dinner
Alexander Hamilton : d-dear???

Us viewers : omg im going to cry (because of first burn)

by Lemmon December 4, 2020