israel

a republic in southwest Asia, on the Mediterranean: formed as a Jewish state May 1948. 7,984 sq. mi. (20,679 sq. km). : Jerusalem (but not recognized by the international community).

I love Israel it's the only true democracy in the middle east

by The True Israel Definition May 31, 2024

Israel

The homeland of the Jewish people with Jerusalem as their capital. The Jewish people settled in what was known as Canaan over 3000 years ago. After being forced out by foreign armies, Jews were forced to live a nomadic life praying three times a day to be able to settle back in Jerusalem. After 2000 years of wandering and persecution they finally made it back to their homeland. Today it is the only country in the Middle East where Jews, Muslims and Christian’s are free to practice their religion without fear of being persecuted. It is also the only country to give full rights to women.

Israel is the homeland of the Jewish people.

by Never forget is now June 3, 2024

Israeled

When a country is in need of technical assistance often for the purpose of saving lives Israel will dispatch specialized help in order to aid them.

Turkey was Israeled last July when The Israel Defense Forces (IDF) Homefront Command dispatched the 150-person search-and-rescue team to Adana to help rescue and assist earthquake victims there.

by anonymous June 3, 2024

Israeled

When a country is in need of technical assistance often for the purpose of saving lives Israel will dispatch specialized help in order to aid them

Turkey was Israeled last July when The Israel Defense Forces (IDF) Homefront Command dispatched the 150-person search-and-rescue team to Adana to help rescue and assist earthquake victims there.

by justahappyguy June 3, 2024

Israeled

The act of decolonising a land by its indigenous people, changing back the place names to their original language, bringing back the ancient language and customs of that indigenous people and building a thriving society with equal rights for all citizens.

We're indigenous to this land, how do we get autonomy over it again? Let's look at how the Jews did it and get Israeled.

by Jaspa95 June 4, 2024

Israelolatry

The affection or devotional veneration to the modern day israeli state and Zionist agenda, as a non-neogtiable pre-requisite for Biblical interpretation

I.e., "this new peer-reviewed book shows the apparent bias towards Israelolatry"

by Urbanshmity June 6, 2024

Israeli Cock Rocket

Also known as "The Mortar", the Israeli Cock Rocket is a form of jacking off in which the subject nuts in a vertical uncoordinated fashion. To perform the Israeli Cock Rocket, the masturbator must be lying supine. Shortly before cumming (IE: while edging) the masturbator primes their dick with a crescendo of strokes which results in built up pressure. This increased pressure ensures the cum does not gently flow out of the dick like some pussy volcano but rather it shoots out in a chaotic unorganized fashion and most importantly gets some altitude. While cumming the masturbator must relax all other muscles in the body and work alongside their cock to ensure they and their member are on the same team. If performed properly, the load will be shot high enough to gain altitude and end up somewhere that may surprise you. Some very common places for the cum-load to end up include keyboards, phones, your face, your mother's picture, your family dog, the Pentagon and if you really know how to charge your load, maybe even a Palestinian village!

Counselor: So what brings you in today?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?

by keemstar the memestar June 7, 2024