Skip to main content

Super Intense Minecraft Player

A Super Intense Minecraft Player (SIMP) is the most powerful and final form of a simp.
by GageTheSlime April 16, 2021
mugGet the Super Intense Minecraft Player mug.

voter intimidation

When you go to vote and a hate group like Black Panthers is standing outside the door with military year on.
Philadelphia had several cases of voter intimidation during the 2012 presidential election. There were also suspicions of voter fraud since every single vote cast in the city was for Obama.
by n'easterner June 9, 2014
mugGet the voter intimidation mug.

International Gay

International men who appear to be gay in all respects but sleep with tons of women.
I was sure that Spanish dude was gay after he cockslapped me but now he's making out with a hot chick. Must be an IG (abbreviation for International Gay).
by OceanMan July 9, 2011
mugGet the International Gay mug.

International Baccalaureate

The international diploma is a two year high school course also known as hell designed for masochistic fucks. It lures you into the programme by looking like it offers many opportunities, basically makes it looks like you're going places after this but all you end up doing is drugs and more drugs to forget this. The only place you end up after this is either an asylum or a deathbed. Don't do the IB kids :)

Love,
Proud masochist :)
"Hey child why are you doing crack cocaine?"

"I do the International Baccalaureate this is nothing"
by masochist69420 February 26, 2017
mugGet the International Baccalaureate mug.

Interactive introverts

Interactive introverts, this is a world tour by Daniel Howell and Phillip Lester , the best people to exist, the best tour u will ever go to , it includes dan and Phil being introverts and talking to their fandom like they do int heir videos , it’s like ur having a general chat .
Chloe-did you see dan and phils world tour?
Emma-no, what’s it called?
Chloe-interactive introverts!
Emma-dan and Phil described in two words.
Chloe-exactly!
by RydenMCR Howlter June 2, 2018
mugGet the Interactive introverts mug.

Enhanced interrogation

The use of waterboarding, starvation, and flagellation -- all of these torture, er, "enhanced interrogation" techniques not approved by the Geneva Convention were used in Guantanamo bay.
by Mindraker May 22, 2009
mugGet the Enhanced interrogation mug.

Internet Fuckwad Syndrome

In·ter·net Fuck·wad Syn·drome,
n.

An Internet disorder where the patient, while acting under the anonymity of an Internet identity, proceeds to act in a manor both disparaging and embarrassing if said individual were to conduct himself in such a way in RL.

The pathology of this disorder stems from the intoxicating effect of freedom from repercussion when violating societal values and morals anonymity can provide. With no perceived penalty for prepubescent, immature behaviour, weaker individuals lose all inhibition, and proceed to mindlessly annoy, harass, abuse, and assault their peers whilst online.

The pathology is succinctly described through John Gabriel's Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory (Penny Arcade; "Green Blackboards (And Other Anomalies)"; 2004/03/19)

Symptoms include, but are not limited to:

·Trolling;

·Posting irreverent, shallow criticisms or comments on YouTube;

·Arguing with an admin on any site;

·Liberally using racial slurs;

·Backing up the use of racial slurs with equally racist rationalizations;

·Creating and distributing Spam; and

·Being a minor on the Internet.

Treatment requires an immediate intervention and disconnection from any Internet feed, as this is the sole vector of Internet pathogens, including text forms, and send buttons.

Abbreviated by the initialism (IFS), and also known as Anonymous Asshat Syndrome (AAS)
Dude, I was watching a pretty awesome video online, and some asshat has to comment, "this is the greatest piece of shite since your mother brought you into this world". What an asshole; if he/she flew their mouth off like that in the real world, they would be eating people's fists regularly. I pity these losers; they suffer from Internet Fuckwad Syndrome.
by Echo Pryce January 15, 2010
mugGet the Internet Fuckwad Syndrome mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email