Mud Buddies

A term of friendship between two straight males who have taken the dirt road with the same female, similar to Eskimo brothers

No cover charge Me and the bouncer are mud buddies, remember that blonde chick from last weekend?

by Michaela1600 April 28, 2020

Mud Bark

A sudden flatulent emission that is much louder than a normal "fart". Volume, timbre, and additional semi-solid anal discharge. This can occur on its own, or due to temporary weakness in sphincter muscles associated with a sneeze or cough.

I need to go get a change of clothes... I mud barked pretty bad when I had that coughing fit earlier.

by nicensafe January 09, 2011

Mud Musket

A dick covered in shit after being pulled out of a poop filled asshole.

After fucking that bitch the other night, she let me stick it in her ass, little did I know she turned it into a mud musket.

by NaggerBagginCoonSkinner April 19, 2013

Mud Jousting

The male equivalent of scissoring, except instead of rubbing reproductive organs they rub/scissor each others assholes and sometimes balls. The joust begins when their dicks start clashing.

J: Hey A, let's go get our halter top chainmail and knight's helmet and start Mud Jousting.
A: Fuck bud, that sounds hella fun.
C: Can I join guys?
J: Aren't you always broken?

by MuddyBoy May 28, 2022

Blowin Mud

Non watery form of diarreah.

Looks similar to sticky mud.

Im gonna be Blowin Mud after eating that cheesy double bean burrito...

by J_Rich January 08, 2009

mud transfer

to take a dump into another persons asshole

beef: "man i need to deploy a browning"
asian: "sweet i could go for a nice mud transfer"

by lawn defoliate June 14, 2010

cornelius mud

Poop

With the stories he is telling, we will be waist deep in cornelius mud soon!

by SC-Girly December 30, 2015