Mud muffin

Excrement; turd (see fudge dragon)

"My neighbor never picks up after his dog. Every morning on the way to get the paper I step in a fresh batch of mud muffins."

by R. Bowers October 7, 2012

Mud sauna

Communal huffing of poop.

When you need the toilet on the train, you never know if it’s gonna be nice n clean, or an absolute mud sauna

by Retarf April 2, 2022

cornelius mud

Poop

With the stories he is telling, we will be waist deep in cornelius mud soon!

by SC-Girly April 10, 2016

youre mud

You’re Mud means that you are bad at something or trash
Commonly used in New zealand and australia.

youre mud
Daniel: Omg did you see my double kill!
Carlos: when did i ask about your double kill you’re mud anyway.

by TheWetPineapple October 22, 2017

mud basket

When you crap in a toilet and don't flush, leaving unsuspecting victims to find your creation.

I can't believe I just added to that mud basket in the hopper! Thats a double-mud basket for the win!

by klar February 24, 2009

bubblegum in the mud

Black woman's vagina.

Her pussy was straight up bubblegum in the mud.

by Abcsef1276 January 24, 2015

mustache mud

The residue on a gay man's mustache after tossing a salad

Guy 1" Dude, is that a black bean on your mustache, did u just eat a chipotle burrito?"
Guy 2" No, I just left my boyfriends house, so it's just a little mustache mud."

by Airpanaia May 20, 2017