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Fiscal incest

When governmental or private banking institutions try using questionable accounting tactics to financially rape the common man. See also: The Federal Reserve
"Man, my ass hurts from that chunk Bernanke took out of it. I can't even pay my rent OR bend over. This fiscal incest is hurting my bottom AND my bottom line."
by Duck of Truth December 15, 2008
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Incest

Dappy: Fancy a shag
Tulisa: But where related isn't that Incest

Dappy: Errrr Nope
Tulisa: Okay
by collinton June 27, 2011
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indestructible

"That ipod was not indestructible because Jael broke it."
"Jael broke her 'indestructible' ipod."
"Jael should be one of those people who tests products for destructibility. She'd bring a new meaning to the word 'indestructible.'"
"Jael, who smells like Kenzo Amour, almost broke a plate while swag surfin'."

"Jael, you can't microwave metal. Our microwave isn't indestructible."
"Jael, our love for you is indestructible."
by marflorel May 17, 2010
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incest

The cause of the current and otherwise-inexplicable popularity of the Republican party.
...And who's sidin' with 'em? England. Anyone see a common feature?
by The J-Spot January 18, 2005
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Incest

Don't commit incest you sick fucks.
by Kevin Esser April 19, 2008
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incest

Incest is when you finally realize that you really do love your brother or your father, and together you discover the wonder and the beauty and the joy of expressing that deep love to each other with your bodies.
"Most girls grow up and leave home and search the world for their true love, never realizing that he was just in the next room - and they would have known, but society had brainwashed them into thinking that incest was somehow taboo."
by Pro-love Girl December 21, 2009
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milf investment

this is a significant other that ages like fine wine and will eventually turn into a milf once they hit milf age meaning that by being in a relationship with them now, you are investing in a future milf
*in regards to the usage of milf in this context, gender does not matter, it's a matter of the milf vibes*
bro my girlfriend is such a milf investment
my partner is so hot, they are a literal milf investment
I need to cuff that dude, he's such a milf investment
by a bitch named lizard May 19, 2021
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