human uber

A piggy back or shoulder ride given to someone else as a form of transportation. Money may or may not be exchanged.

I was Jennifer's Human Uber at coachella.

by kencoxtexas March 7, 2016

Human Prozac

A person who is kept in contact with for the express purpose of making yourself feel better when you are sad, depressed, angry, etc.

That girl is just human prozac. He only texts her so she will make him laugh.

by Amphritritis November 23, 2016

human statue

1. a person standing in a public place for no reason but to get in peoples way
2. a person who does nothing during sex.

1. that teacher is a human statue
2.

person a: what did she do last night
person b: she just let me fuck her

person a: was she a human statue

by Urban teffy March 22, 2017

human utters

The breast of human females. Much like a cow's. Only... Human.

Breasts Tits Boobies

Excuse me sir.. Did you just call these tits? These are my human utters.

by PartTimePhilosophers June 23, 2017

human cumcake

A type of cumcake where many men cum all over a girl's body. Then they lick off her cum.

Yesterday I was made into a human cumcake.

by MsEnid September 14, 2017

Human Loofah

Where a naked midget covered in soap is rubbed against another naked 'normal' person

So me and my Girlfriend are gonna go hire a midget hooked and make her into a Human Loofah

by ThyRevenant January 10, 2018

Human Toaster-Strudel

The act of nutting in a girls vagina so much that she leaks, then spreading jelly or jam over her clit. Finally, you jizz all over her body and let the cum harden, then eat her out Optionally, you can become a cannibal and just eat her.

"Dude, I just made my girl Human Toaster-Strudel"
-Oh, Did you use an oven like I did with mine?

by Ready? AnnddHEBABABABkillme July 3, 2018