howard dean

kinda loopy but in a democratic horse race for the White House he woulda "placed" while Joe Liberman would "win" and John Kerry would only "show" Well, in an ideal world anyhow. (At least for liberals)

I'm glad W won because I'd rather not witness the continued degradation of human dignity across the globe in exchange for United Nations (food for oil)profits that benefit terrorists. also, our planet is NOT about to burn up because of that stupid kyoto treaty. Finally I'm tired of terrorists assasinating women and children in their sleep and killing innocent citizens for their fanatical beliefs that fly in the face of freedom. God Bless America.

by A thorn in Urban Dictionary's butt December 12, 2004

Howmaitaiyouorda?

An increasingly more common way of addressing a customer in fast food restaurants, often as a substitute for "Hello, how may I take your order?" due to the likely inability to perform their job effectively in an English-speaking country.

"Hey, i'd like two chalupas and a taco, please."

"Howmaitaiyouorda?"

"Two chalupas and a taco, please."

"No comprende"

"Two chalupas and a taco!"

"That will be fie fiddy"

Ten Minutes Later......

I didn't order a pizza!

by sodank November 3, 2010

Gay Howard

Someone whose name is Howard and happens to be gay.

OMG HP is so gay!!11!! I'm gonna call him Gay Howard. He even said he was emo.

by Beelzebub02 October 17, 2008

The Sneaky Howard

Waiting till your friend is so drunk that he passes out and then taking him to get a tattoo of Paulie Shores face on his gooch.

Frank passed out after only drinking Smirnoffs all night, so we gave that pussy a sneaky howard.

by Don Everest April 8, 2005

howard dean

crazy mofo...has real charisma...better candidate than kerry or bush...should've been the democratic candidate....we would've won

"Not only are we going to New Hampshire ... we're going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we're going to California and Texas and New York! And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then we're going to Washington, D.C. to take back the White House, Yeeeeeaaaaaargh!"
-- Democratic hopeful Howard Dean addressing supporters after the Iowa causcuses on Jan. 19, 2004.
(AP/Paul Sancya)

by Bandaid Man February 27, 2005

Russell Howard

A cunt. Specifically an unfunny boss-eyed, pointy toothed cunt of a supposed comedian fancied by desperate ugly young girls and elderly women with twats drier than the Sahara.

Bob: Driving to work this morning and some Russell Howard went into the back of me.

Obediah: Did you punch him in his boss-eyed, pointy-toothed Russell fucking Howard head?

by sarangipani January 23, 2011

Dwight Howard

Superman.

Guy 1: Man did you see that block by Dwight Howard?!

Guy 2: Yeah, almost as sick as his dunk in the 2008 dunk contest!

by BasketballFan2412 October 4, 2011