1. Steve Job's joke of an excuse when customers complained about loosing reception on their new iPhone 4 mobile devices, a problem that occasionally occurs from gripping the phone in the left hand corner and thus shorting out the outer antenna band.
2. A condescending cop-out response from a person way too smug and hipster to admit there could be a problem, no matter how small it could be.
3. A sarcastic response one might joke to a friend when they can't get something to work.
4. An corporation's attempt at consumer socialism.
2. A condescending cop-out response from a person way too smug and hipster to admit there could be a problem, no matter how small it could be.
3. A sarcastic response one might joke to a friend when they can't get something to work.
4. An corporation's attempt at consumer socialism.
Friend 1: "Ah man, my phone dropped another call. What is this BS!"
Friend 2: "You're Holding It Wrong."
Friend 2: "You're Holding It Wrong."
by Frosty-Jay June 28, 2010
When a girl about get in fight she ask her homie to “Hold her titties” so they don’t get in the way.
by Josè McDonald August 28, 2017
by I Can Out Drink Anyone April 09, 2006
This phrase is said when a person tries to retaliate at another person who did or said something to provoke them.
by jewmadbro November 09, 2013
In the office, Jack hit Oliver over the head with a keyboard. However, Oliver was able to hold his own by confronting Jack and hitting him in the head with a laptop.
by quirkygirl95 February 24, 2016
A phrase that millenials use to convey the same sentiment as "hold my beer."
However, no one actually uses this, so please do not embarrass yourself by blurting this out in public or anywhere else, for that matter.
It plays up to the belief that millenials eat more avocados than anyone else.
However, no one actually uses this, so please do not embarrass yourself by blurting this out in public or anywhere else, for that matter.
It plays up to the belief that millenials eat more avocados than anyone else.
Old Miserable Man: I bet you'll never be able to buy a house after graduating college, youngin.
Young Millennial: Hold my avocado.
Young Millennial: Hold my avocado.
by angryangelsandsuch August 11, 2017
to wait up, to be patient
by Light Joker May 04, 2005