You're Holding It Wrong

1. Steve Job's joke of an excuse when customers complained about loosing reception on their new iPhone 4 mobile devices, a problem that occasionally occurs from gripping the phone in the left hand corner and thus shorting out the outer antenna band.

2. A condescending cop-out response from a person way too smug and hipster to admit there could be a problem, no matter how small it could be.

3. A sarcastic response one might joke to a friend when they can't get something to work.

4. An corporation's attempt at consumer socialism.
Friend 1: "Ah man, my phone dropped another call. What is this BS!"

Friend 2: "You're Holding It Wrong."
by Frosty-Jay June 28, 2010
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hold my titties

When a girl about get in fight she ask her homie to “Hold her titties” so they don’t get in the way.
Yo bitch hold my titties, about to fight this bitch
by Josè McDonald August 28, 2017
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can hold liquor

It means you can drink a lot of alcohol without throwing up, or acting totally ridiculous.
"Man, did you see how much John Doe drank last night, he really can hold liquor."
by I Can Out Drink Anyone April 09, 2006
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hold me back

This phrase is said when a person tries to retaliate at another person who did or said something to provoke them.
Person A: It's Mr Steal-Yo-Girl!
Person B: *grabs innocent bystander* HOLD ME BACK! HOLD ME BACK!
by jewmadbro November 09, 2013
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hold his own

When someone is able to stand up for themselves in a confrontation.
In the office, Jack hit Oliver over the head with a keyboard. However, Oliver was able to hold his own by confronting Jack and hitting him in the head with a laptop.
by quirkygirl95 February 24, 2016
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hold my avocado

A phrase that millenials use to convey the same sentiment as "hold my beer."

However, no one actually uses this, so please do not embarrass yourself by blurting this out in public or anywhere else, for that matter.

It plays up to the belief that millenials eat more avocados than anyone else.
Old Miserable Man: I bet you'll never be able to buy a house after graduating college, youngin.
Young Millennial: Hold my avocado.
by angryangelsandsuch August 11, 2017
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