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Heavy Machinery

Guy #1: Bro I didn’t buy tinder gold just to swipe through some heavy machinery

Guy #2: Bruh that’s brutal
by Inspector February 13, 2023
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Heavy Loafting

Loaft:Loafting: to really maximize and embellish the current loaft. Example: man on couch- (heavily stoned on 44% heavy Gas indica whilst puffing copious dabs off the rig) has opportunity to get off couch for 1 hour to make a quick G-note. Says “I’m loafting”. Or could have got cack suck but was “too loafting”
I’m so stoned and burnt that I may or may not perma-rot as in… I’m heavy loafting
by Sirloaftalot February 25, 2023
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heavy side eye

josh: guys we are all gonna die

beth: 'heavy side eye' who's we
by sideyebro January 21, 2023
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Heavy whoring

Not to be confused with lite and medium whoring. The best example for heavy whoring would be a heavily sheltered pastors daughter going off to collage and fucking every thing that shows interest with a dick.
I did a little heavy whoring today on campus. The entire hockey team ran a train on me.
by Dirty mike and the boys. January 22, 2023
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Heavy Ballsackalation

Heavy Ballsackalation is an extremely rare disease passed down by male-to-male contact like hugging (specifically the armpits touching). This is why, for generations, men have grown out their armpit hair to protect themselves from Heavy Ballsackaltion. Symptoms include a heavy ball sack, lopsided balls, purple balls, snowy semen, insomnia, and pimple break-outs.
"I heard John Cock touched pits with another man, he has symptoms of Heavy Ballsackalation!"
by alooffreddydog13092 May 6, 2023
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Heavy Weapons Guy

The Heavy Weapons Guy, more commonly known as the Heavy, is a towering hulk of a man hailing from the USSR. He is often considered the face of the game, due to his prominent appearance on box-art, promotional materials, and loading screens. He starred in the very first Meet the Team video, and has appeared in all further movies to date.

The Heavy is the largest and arguably most dangerous class in Team Fortress 2 - boasting the most base health, combined with the devastating firepower of his trusty Minigun. This weapon can inflict huge damage at a very high rate of fire, allowing him to mow down opposing babies, cowards, and teeny-men in mere seconds. Being the slowest class in the game, the Heavy's movement speed is his main weakness. Upon revving up or firing his Minigun, his already unimpressive speed drops down to an even lower amount, making him a very easy target for Snipers and Spies. His sluggish speed makes him more dependent on support from Medics and Engineers to keep him actively in the fight. As a result of his burly stature, he also takes 50% less knockback from most damage sources - excluding Sentry Gun bullets.

The Heavy is voiced by Gary Schwartz.
I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this, is my weapon. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds.

Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?
Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.
by SpellApple May 9, 2023
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Heavy Hands

Adjective used to describe someone who punches very hard.
Also adjective used to describe someone who mastubates a penis way too hard.
Def. 1 "That nigga knocked Lee Roy da fuck out!" "Dam nigga dat fool gots some Heavy Hands!"

Def.2 " Dude my dick be bumpin!" "That Dikeeshi Hoes got some Heavy Hands"
by Dude Alert June 3, 2006
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