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hawk tfoo

Spitting on someone through text.
hawk tfoo *enters strangers DMs with a large amount of disrespect*
by luisishorny February 25, 2021
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Gravy Hawk

When you are receiving oral sex from another person and they unintentionally vomit on your genitalia and then continues until you finish.
Bob-" I heard you got a gravy hawk last night."
Kyle-" Yeah, it was terrible but great."
*high five*
by Fatmannasty April 30, 2014
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Noodle Hawk

noun-A person who goes to great lengths to see a penis, mostly indigenous to Afghanistan.
I knew he was a faggot because he was noodle hawking me in the shower." or "I was pissing the other day, and this fucking noodle hawk showed up out of nowhere just staring at my junk!
by MoneyMikeHatten July 8, 2010
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Ball Hawk

A Defensive Back Who Feeds Off Of Wide Recievers
The Kid Corry Thomas is Just a ball hawk
by Ski Thomas January 29, 2018
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Wet Hawk

For context:
Fire truck = huge black dude
Dump truck=small Asian chick
Flatbed truck = your Mom

"Wet Hawk" (noun):

A meticulously coordinated and unconventional waste disposal maneuver involving one fire truck, two dumpster trucks, and a flatbed truck. The Wet Hawk is a spectacle that takes place when the fire truck engages in a peculiar waste redistribution process. It begins by unloading a significant load of refuse into the first dumpster truck. Curiously, the fire truck proceeds to deposit a second load of trash into the very same dumpster truck. At this point, the plot thickens as the dumpster truck takes charge, expertly transferring both loads of waste and trash onto a waiting third flatbed truck.

The climax of the Wet Hawk is reached when the third flatbed truck, acting as the grand orchestrator, reverses the process, returning the combined loads back onto the fire truck. This strange and intricate dance of waste management leaves bystanders bewildered and questioning the purpose and efficiency of such a convoluted operation.
Person 1: "Dude, did you see that crazy waste disposal process yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it was like a Wet Hawk or something. The fire truck dumped everything into the dumpster truck, then they shuffled it onto the flatbed truck, only to put it back on the fire truck again. Bizarre!"
by Take_your_Doxy July 18, 2023
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ass hawk

Having really long hair in the crack of your ass and not much hair on the ass cheeks
Looks like your shitting out MR T.
Yea it's my ass hawk
by 1234567asdffgh April 7, 2010
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stephen hawking

That guy they are always making fun of in cartoons.
Stephen Hawking: I call it a "Hawking Hole".

Fry: No fair! I saw it first!

Stephen Hawking: Who is The Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?
by Herr Finsternis January 16, 2008
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