Hank

An eccentrically cool guy, who hides an absolute anaconda in his pants.

Hey did you here that Hank hooked up with Aly last night? He’s so cool, heard his dicks huge too!

by Aly’sdiary November 23, 2021

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Hanks

A lost love or Mitten either left or right.
Attributed to the American actor comedian Tom Hanks and his fascination with a lost glove or mitten and posting a photo of it on social media with a sincere anecdote.

I saw a lost Hanks on the way to the store and somebody was taking a photo of it...it was very peculiar.

by White_65 January 25, 2017

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Hank

Very nice, nice, happy, rich, funny, caring.

“Omg look! She’s so a hank!”

“So hank! I like it!”

“Your such a hank, will you go out with me?”

by ItsRy579 March 4, 2022

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smooth hank

A hand job performed with lotion as the lubricant.

"Tony couldn't get a bj so he settled for a smooth hank."

"My skins too dry for an old fashioned, grab the lotion and give me a smooth hank."

by Trogdor312 August 23, 2016

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Hanked

To be scrutinized to the point of embarrassment. Usually by exposing critical flaws and weaknesses that prove the described entity unviable, usually by self-inflicted catastrophic failure. (from GojiCenter)

This hybrid just destroyed its own arms: it got Hanked.

by harristsangyt/yasmin June 8, 2025

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