Hank

The hottest mf dilf to ever live. the father of connor (who's p much adopted) and Cole (whos dead)
very sexy lieutenant in the DPD (in dbh)

Hank: Connor? The fuck are you doing
Connor: Coming Lieutenant

by egglin8017 January 4, 2022

Hank

hank is literally so cool and the bestest person to exist

person 1: hey do you know where hanks at

person 2: no where is hank

hank: AYOO IM GAY

by clownzees December 12, 2021

Hanked

To be scrutinized to the point of embarrassment. Usually by exposing critical flaws and weaknesses that prove the described entity unviable, usually by self-inflicted catastrophic failure. (from GojiCenter)

This hybrid just destroyed its own arms: it got Hanked.

by harristsangyt/yasmin June 8, 2025

Hank Crap

A Hank Crap is when a person spends a very long time on the toilet.

In Breaking Bad, Hank Schrader was on the toilet for almost a year in between seasons of the show.

"I had Taco Bell last night. I'm Probably gonna take a Hank Crap today"

by NickiH December 30, 2013

smooth hank

A hand job performed with lotion as the lubricant.

"Tony couldn't get a bj so he settled for a smooth hank."

"My skins too dry for an old fashioned, grab the lotion and give me a smooth hank."

by Trogdor312 August 23, 2016

Hank

Very nice, nice, happy, rich, funny, caring.

“Omg look! She’s so a hank!”

“So hank! I like it!”

“Your such a hank, will you go out with me?”

by ItsRy579 March 4, 2022

Hanks

A lost love or Mitten either left or right.
Attributed to the American actor comedian Tom Hanks and his fascination with a lost glove or mitten and posting a photo of it on social media with a sincere anecdote.

I saw a lost Hanks on the way to the store and somebody was taking a photo of it...it was very peculiar.

by White_65 January 25, 2017