israeli handjob 

The act of giving a handjob to a male corpse to extract semen from it.

Shaylee Atary’s husband, Yahav, died while committing a genocide, so she tried to give him an israeli handJob to have his kids.

israeli handjob by kavehcito2 November 21, 2023

Hobby Handjob 

When two or more fans of a niche activity, normally strangers, engage in sharing stories, listing their collection, and generally nerding out, causing a flushed feeling within. Hobby handjobs can create lasting friendships.

I got a hobby handjob at an auto show last night. I think they are about to start a Hobby Handjob session. My husband is somewhere in the tool department no doubt having a Hobby Hnadjob.

Hobby Handjob by cdaworld January 16, 2024

Halliburton Handjob 

The act of jerking someone off to distract them from the Alaskan Pipeline that’s about to be shoved up their ass.

Most frequently employed by DC lobbyists on various segments of the American public and by Amber Heard on unsuspecting romantic partners.

1. Dazzled by the company’s offer of thousands of good-paying factory jobs in exchange for tax cuts and reduced regulations, the city council was once again fooled by the old Halliburton Handjob.

2. After hearing of her boyfriend Brodie’s infidelity, Justine organized a gangbang and ambushed Brodie with a Halliburton Handjob in front of all his friends.

Halliburton Handjob by Call Me Ahab January 20, 2024

Harambe handjob 

A handjob given by someone with extremely firm grip

Damn I’m sore he/she gave me that harambe handjob last night, thought they were going to rip my dick off.

Harambe handjob by Steve Erwin February 9, 2024

Iraqi Handjob 

A solo sexual act performed in a blackhawk helicopter, from a gunners position, while in Iraq.

In a Blackhawk, the Co-Pilot side gunners seat gets all the down draft from the blades. Making it often times the less desirable position to ride in. However, you can adjust your left leg just right to make the down draft work across the fabric of your pants leg in a flapping or slapping motion. If you get hard and slide it down that leg, it's known as an "Iraqi Handjob".

"Bro, why do you ways ride Co-Pilot?"
"Oh, man, I'm over here getting an Iraqi Handjob"
"A WHAT!"
"Trade me spots, get hard and slide it down the left side, now adjust your leeeeg, yup right abou"
"Oh my gawd it's working .... This is actually nice!"
😘👉👉

Iraqi Handjob by PathfinderDan February 16, 2024

Spooky Handjob 

When some one sneaks up on another person grabbing there dick and jerking them off till ejaculation at which point they jump out yelling boo scaring the other person.

Hey dude Danny DeVito gave me a spooky handjob.

Spooky Handjob by J church February 29, 2024

Bronx Handjob 

Punching someone in the dick, quickly and repeatedly

Lucas introducing metachlorians to explain The Force pissed us off so much we held him down and gave him a Bronx Handjob

Bronx Handjob by UnexpectedBacon November 10, 2024