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Handies

When a person uses their hand to massage a male penis for money or drugs
Damm did you see that man bun giving handies in the parking lot for crack
by Edward scissor hands February 12, 2021
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Handy candy

In February 14th you must give a handjob for a piece of candy of your choosing
Melissa gave me a handy candy for a butterfinger
by Hungry guy February 13, 2021
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Drop a handy

Get your penis out and Drop a handy
by anonymous April 2, 2021
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Mouth handy

A gentlemen type way of asking for a blow job
Pardon me ma'am but would you mind giving me a mouth handy
by Cambridgefinest November 22, 2024
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Tandoori Handy

A hand job that is given after the giver has been chopping chili peppers, causing the receiver experience a burning sensation from hot pepper residue on their penis.
Mid HJ I realized my wang was on fire. She’d inadvertently given me a tandoori handy after
dinner.
by anonymous December 5, 2024
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The Hansen Handy

The act of giving yourself a handjob in the school bathroom, and bitching about being caught.
Oh no!! Sam just gave himself the Hansen Handy in the special education bathroom!!
by The wigglecock January 9, 2025
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bulgarian handy

when someone strokes thou shlong with their hands covered in paint
the faggot gave the other faggot a bulgarian handy
by hugedickrandy August 16, 2025
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