african ham

Derogatory term insulting African-Americans; a watermelon.

Go pick me an African ham.

by Jesse Jackson December 30, 2004

Ham Glazing

1) Blow job (where the saliva adds wetness to the cock)
2) Fucking (where pussy juice adds wetness to the cock)

Some broads are experts at ham glazing!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Ham Crotch

Think about 3 week old ham... now apply that smell to a woman's pooty and BAM! Ham Crotch!

Damn girl! You need to wash yo'self...you got a serious case of the Ham Crotch!

by AvBe May 29, 2009

Ken Ham

A wrinkly old mental midget who believes that the Earth was created only 6,000 years ago by the invisible and magical manchild in the sky, that evolution is a lie, and creationism should be taught in all schools everywhere, and that science has been "hijacked" by secularists.

Ken Ham is a fucking bible-thumping dumbass.

by Super Thicc June 24, 2017

Ham and Biscuits

A portly woman's buttocks and genitalia as viewed from behind as she bends over. Local Atlanta vernacular.

"The smell of Porsche's ham and biscuits wafting up throughout the lap dance was enough to make the birthday boy's stomach turn"

by Decatur Local August 15, 2007

Ham tipper

Someone who does not tip at the strip club until the buffet is giving out free ham sandwiches. He then takes the dollar bills and puts them in the chefs apron instead of the girls. He is a slob with a limp penis.

Eric never gave a tip to a stripper until the buffet served up some ham. He is a real ham tipper.

by Mark Sil February 16, 2006

Go Ham

1. To lose one’s mind completely, generally with a violent or surprising effect on those around the individual who is going crazy.

2. To take on the attributes of a Hard Ass Mafucka.

El-P* is gon' bang these suckas like on Hard Ass MaFucka. He's goin' HAM, son!:
"I am Sam, I am known to go HAM, the full retard!"

*(the legendary MC / Producer and Drunken Master)

by Cawingbird October 28, 2014